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You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 3:48pm On Aug 20, 2012
“YOU KNOW IT’S YOUR
FUNERAL IF” - You Know Its Your Funeral if your Bold6
rings after you had handed over the
Nokia3310 to the gun wielding robber.
You Know Its Your Funeral ifyou get to
boko haram’s headquarters and sing
eminem’s ‘I am not afraid’ -
You Know Its Your Funeral when u use
Candle to check If there’s Fuel in ur
Generator -
If U’re Dreaming Of Her Chasing U And U
Wake Up And She’s Staring At U Laughing. - You Know Its Your Funeral when dana air line
gives ya scholarship to study abroad. -
You Know Its Your Funeral if you Gbagaun
on nairaland while correcting someone else’s
mistake! -
You Know Its Your Funeral when you drag
6 plots of land with patient jonathan -
You Know Its Your Funeral if patience
jonathan is ya english teacher. -
You Know Its Your Funeral if you
submitted the answer sheet with the expo
inside. - You Know Its Your Funeral if u slap a
colonel in front of an army barrack - You Know Its Your Funeral when on your
debut you face 1 on 1 with lionel messi - You Know Its Your Funeral When U’re
Drunk Driving & Getting Head At The Same
Time On 3rd Mainland Bridge - You Know Its Your Funeral ifyou are left
alone with Klifford Orji - You Know Its Your Funeral if 3 calabar
chicks decide to treat ya f*ck up - You Know Its Your Funeral IfYou’re
Planning On Stopping A Moving Train -
You Know Its Your Funeral If I Catch U
With My Woman please add yours
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by larride(m): 11:17pm On Aug 20, 2012
Nice...... Me likey

You know its your funeral if you yansh your brother wife and dem catch you
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:48am On Aug 21, 2012
You knw its ur funeral if u were post to maduguri for NYSC
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:02pm On Aug 21, 2012
You know its your funeral if after eating hot peppersoup with your hands, you decide to shave.{am not talking of shaving your beard or armpit}
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Nobody: 1:23pm On Aug 21, 2012
hey Mr poster.........

this is copy and paste

you stole from your neighbor's pot...and changed the topic angry angry angry.....

ve seen this many times please update new jokes

SIGNED...:VICKY (THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR JOKE SECTION) cool cool
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:46pm On Aug 21, 2012
~vicky~:
hey Mr poster.........

this is copy and paste

you stole from your neighbor's pot...and changed the topic angry angry angry.....

ve seen this many times please update new jokes

SIGNED...:VICKY (THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR JOKE SECTION) cool cool
hello V.P if you read the post very well you will see that this is new updated one the format is just like PB4. check the old version you have and compare it to this okay?
You too are free to update urs?
you know is your funeral if you don't reply me
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by speeder(m): 1:48pm On Aug 21, 2012
~vicky~:
hey Mr poster.........

this is copy and paste

you stole from your neighbor's pot...and changed the topic angry angry angry.....

ve seen this many times please update new jokes

SIGNED...:VICKY (THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR JOKE SECTION) cool cool
who asked you. Just comment or keep the Bleep up
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by jokingmary(m): 1:50pm On Aug 21, 2012
buzz
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by speeder(m): 1:50pm On Aug 21, 2012
Its ur funeral when u always post threads that is so funny that I couldn't laugh.
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 4:45pm On Aug 21, 2012
speeder: Its ur funeral when u always post threads that is so funny that I couldn't laugh.
you know its your funeral if you drink rat poison just to kill the rat you incidentally swallow
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by speeder(m): 5:02pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: you know its your funeral if you drink rat poison just to kill the rat you incidentally swallow
its ur funeral when u keep saying things to please others while u displease urself and ur family
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 5:25pm On Aug 21, 2012
speeder:
its ur funeral when u keep saying things to please others while u displease urself and ur family
you know is your funeral if moderator ban you for spoil my fun
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Nobody: 7:02pm On Aug 21, 2012
speeder:
who asked you. Just comment or keep the Bleep up

madt man
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Onyiclassic(f): 7:21pm On Aug 21, 2012
Cul joke.lolz
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Nobody: 7:29pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: hello V.P if you read the post very well you will see that this is new updated one the format is just like PB4. check the old version you have and compare it to this okay?
You too are free to update urs?
you know is your funeral if you don't reply me

you know is your funeral if your birth certificate has eaten by rats cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Acidosis(m): 8:29pm On Aug 21, 2012
You know its your funeral when you find antiretroviral drugs (HIV drugs) in your gf's handbag.
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by ekeroyal(m): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2012
you know it's your funeral when you're loved or claimed to be loved by Bin
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by larride(m): 8:52pm On Aug 21, 2012
You know its your funeral if you are recommended to Bin GbaGbo Memorial Hospital
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Aug 21, 2012
larride: You know its your funeral if you are recommended to Bin GbaGbo Memorial Hospital
you just made my day........ cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

good laughing
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by speeder(m): 9:08pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: you know is your funeral if moderator ban you for spoil my fun
hey Mr. Don't get angry. This is joke section right?
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by dlex21(m): 9:20pm On Aug 21, 2012
U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ know its U̶̲̥̅̊я funeral if U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ tell U̶̲̥̅̊я GF U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ can't take her out and she sees U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ wiv another gal @ ozone cinemas...
U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ know its U̶̲̥̅̊я funeral when U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ enta public transport(danfo) and U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ 4got U̶̲̥̅̊я wallet @ om...
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by speeder(m): 9:24pm On Aug 21, 2012
~vicky~:


madt man
hey beauty! I'll really like to know u.
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:27am On Aug 22, 2012
larride: You know its your funeral if you are recommended to Bin GbaGbo Memorial Hospital
you know is your funeral if u try to escape Usain Bolt beaten
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:29am On Aug 22, 2012
dlex21: U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ know its U̶̲̥̅̊я funeral if U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ tell U̶̲̥̅̊я GF U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ can't take her out and she sees U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ wiv another gal @ ozone cinemas...
U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ know its U̶̲̥̅̊я funeral when U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ enta public transport(danfo) and U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ 4got U̶̲̥̅̊я wallet @ om...
nice
you know is ur funeral if u gang rape army only daughter
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by damoobaba: 10:11am On Aug 23, 2012
U̶̲̥̅̊ kno U̶̲̥̅̊ don die if rat eat ùя B.Sc certificate after U̶̲̥̅̊ spend seven years for Lasu.
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:37pm On Aug 23, 2012
damoobaba: U̶̲̥̅̊ kno U̶̲̥̅̊ don die if rat eat ùя B.Sc certificate after U̶̲̥̅̊ spend seven years for Lasu.
you know is your funeral if your motor spend a lot of day at mechanic shop than road
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:07am On Aug 25, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: you know is your funeral if your motor spend a lot of day at mechanic shop than road
you know is ur funeral if are stil leaving at mpape abuja
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by larride(m): 11:28am On Aug 25, 2012
You know its your funeral if you are engaged with vicky
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:30am On Aug 25, 2012
larride: You know its your funeral if you are engaged with vicky
you know is your funeral if you insist of leaving at kuramo beach
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by larride(m): 11:40am On Aug 25, 2012
You know its your funeral if you slap mopol inside barrack
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by Nobody: 11:46am On Aug 25, 2012
larride: You know its your funeral if you are engaged with vicky

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: You Know It’s Your Funeral If? by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:50am On Aug 25, 2012
larride: You know its your funeral if you slap mopol inside barrack
you know is your funeral if you join Nigeria anti-bomb squared

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