No offence to the yoruba peeps, lets just have fun,its a sunday!
You will know if its a yoruba man
-If he kneels down to receive money from the ATM machine and says thank you to the machine.

-If he postrates when greeting someone on the phone.

-If he is asked to make a sentence with blue,green and yellow and you hear, 'when i wake from my blue bed,my phone ring green green and i answer yellow!

-If he is asked his phone number and you hear 'siro hate siro tiri tiri six wan wan tiri fife fife. That is my hen te hen number'

please share yours.

ROTF @ Siro Hate Siro

If he pronounce chief as skeif or fish as fix

cindyrella:
If he pronounce chief as skeif or fish as fix

Lwkmd!! If he pronounces 'shop' as 'chop' and 'chair' as 'share'

I take offence

Idowuogbo: I take offence

Okay



seriously, you don't have to.. Topic says man not woman.
HAPPY SUNDAY

U knw he's an ibo man if he said 'Nna men, d oyel money is from my peopulu. Oga sir wetin Do ur gynarator, peterol don finish for am abi na oyel. O boy peeheshien don take light again ooo'@ OP LMFAO

pwettytemmy: U knw he's an ibo man if he said 'Nna men, d oyel money is from my peopulu. Oga sir wetin Do ur gynarator, peterol don finish for am abi na oyel. O boy peeheshien don take light again ooo'@ OP LMFAO

Dry.

And pls, don't derail the thread. Is it the *colour riot you're putting on dats making u misyarn?

fluid26:

Dry.

And pls, don't derail the thread. Is it the *colour riot you're putting on dats making u misyarn?

Ol boi, stopu dat tini. Ya bloda abuse yoloba manu finich, u comu dey abuse my sister liki dat. Abegi, wen chinedu bring dat kontaner make u tell me because na 100 taousind be my money.

Haven't you heard that before the Ibos will attain the level of the yoruba man in terms of education it will take 10 years but for Hausa man, 100 years.

*Yoruba Rocks Men*

Idowuogbo: I take offence

Ahh iya no "fex" na

fluid26:

Dry.

And pls, don't derail the thread. Is it the *colour riot you're putting on dats making u misyarn?

*FALLS FROM MANGO TREE*

Guys please this is just for fun,am not an igbo guy. We can also have a thread for other tribes,this is not to cause mayhem,just for fun..

Idowuogbo: I take offence

mummy G.O please dont

U knw its a yoruba man if when he changes the one tyre of his car, he throws a party, or if he buys a bag of rice, he throws a party....

fluid26:

Dry.

And pls, don't derail the thread. Is it the *colour riot you're putting on dats making u misyarn?

Dry? Na Boss! Dat was fawcking funny! LMFAOOOO!!!!

jhydebaba: Ol boi, stopu dat tini. Ya bloda abuse yoloba manu finich, u comu dey abuse my sister liki dat. Abegi, wen chinedu bring dat kontaner make u tell me because na 100 taousind be my money.

Haven't you heard that before the Ibos will attain the level of the yoruba man in terms of education it will take 10 years but for Hausa man, 100 years.

*Yoruba Rocks Men*

ROFTLMAOOO!!!!

Emmy9ite: mummy G.O please dont

Ok!

cindyrella:
*FALLS FROM MANGO TREE*

u dis babegial, u too lyk 2 dey climb mango tree. Boys go dey observe ya kini o!

fluid26:

u dis babegial, u too lyk 2 dey climb mango tree. Boys go dey observe ya kini o!

*faints*

fluid26:

Dry.

And pls, don't derail the thread. Is it the *colour riot you're putting on dats making u misyarn?

fluid26:

Dry.

And pls, don't derail the thread. Is it the *colour riot you're putting on dats making u misyarn?

. Nawa ooo...haba

fluid26:

u dis babegial, u too lyk 2 dey climb mango tree. Boys go dey observe ya kini o!

Lmfao!

if he says AWA U? instead of HOW ARE U?. IF he wears agbada 2work on a monday morning.

Jb gurl: if he says AWA U? instead of HOW ARE U?. IF he wears agbada 2work on a monday morning.

Boring!

^^ Wetin be your own sef?

AWA U ID? Kiloshe?

Emmy9ite: No offence to the yoruba peeps, lets just have fun,its a sunday!
You will know if its a yoruba man
-If he kneels down to receive money from the ATM machine and says thank you to the machine.

-If he postrates when greeting someone on the phone.

-If he is asked to make a sentence with blue,green and yellow and you hear, 'when i wake from my blue bed,my phone ring green green and i answer yellow!

-If he is asked his phone number and you hear 'siro hate siro tiri tiri six wan wan tiri fife fife. That is my hen te hen number'

please share yours.

You, my guy, are one crazy dude! I had to read that last line twice to get the joke o!

So the guy's MTM no. is: 0803 3611 355 eh? HEY! THAT'S MY NUMBER NAW!! Ow did you get it??

Efemena_xy: ^^ Wetin be your own sef?

AWA U ID? Kiloshe?



You, my guy, are one crazy dude! I had to read that last line twice to get the joke o!

So the guy's MTM no. is: 0803 3611 355 eh? HEY! THAT'S MY NUMBER NAW!! Ow did you get it??

Bebe! How far na? U no she b proper ngbatic babe, If she enter restaurant dey negotiate price of odeku.Na okrika market u think sey u dey?

I dont mean to diss o but i've actually seen a yoruba guy prostrate while greeting somebody on the phone. I thought twas funny at the time but now i think it goes to show how sincere and serious they consider their greeting.funny joke though.

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MuhMubRaj: If he knocks a kid on d head sayin "oo le kiyon",when he pulls of his clothes for a fight and ends up not fighting

Boring!
Igbos also do d bolded.

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MuhMubRaj: U know he is a yoruba guy wen he puts ”ni“ at the end of every question.shey the girl no VINE ni? Lmaooo

U still boring...
And u come put lmao again for dry joke? Hmmmm.....Something is wrong wiv u o!

Idowuogbo:
Bebe! How far na? U no she b proper ngbatic babe, If she enter restaurant dey negotiate price of odeku.Na okrika market u think sey u dey?

I dey o!

Come, I dey vex wiff ya! Why you nor tell me say this our section don begin dey rock!

More than 2 quality jokes on this page! We go give Amadioha (abi na so dem dey call the god of thunder?) sacrifice ...

Its funny though, but u failed to UNDERSTAND that Igbo has the most terrible and ANNOYING ''MOTHER'S TONGUE'' laced english!
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Note, nothing is wrong having accent, so far one is speaking good&sound English (especially pronunciation)....every Tribe with hers!