Some annoying question people ask and can definately make u slap the insane part out of the person; here there goes


1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping? Just answer like this: No! I’m training to die.



2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and dey guy still asks you: oga de tin spoil?... Just give aam this suitable 1: No o. Dey tin tire for house as in,it got bored of staying home alone so I brought it over for a ride.see en head like canoe soap.




3. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they stillask: Are you going out ah..? Just saammer aam dis 1: No o, aah, in the next one naain i go comot.



4. When you wake up, then comes a very funny person asking you: Are you awake? Look am first,den answer: No. I still dey sleep, i just wan walk,ode!



5. Your friend calls your home phone: he just decided 2 ask..knowing this phone never leaves de house...bros..where u dey?..just answer.. At the bus stop! He would say wat!! But this is your home line now?



6. They see you coming from the bathroom, wet: 1 person go just ask..did you just have a bath? Just try hiss first..den say: No ooo, I fell in the toilet bowl!



7. You are standinga and waiting right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and a passerby just decided 2 as, bros..naa up u dey go? Just answer am sharply: No, not at all, I dey wait make my room come down..



8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: wow! are those flowers? If na me..i go just tell am: no baby! They’re Carrots.



9. You’re on the queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend sees you and asks: wetin u dey do for here? Answer: I came to pay my school fees!

Cheers..

im tired of seeing dis joke everyday....wat rubish

TRUE TALK: Don't say we've rather say i've read it several times..

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Bros..dats de fact
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realsammie: im tired of seeing dis joke everyday....rubish

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^^it made sense bro..just dt u were too bored!

TRUE TALK: don't generalise, people join nairaland everyday, who knows, they might stumble at it so next time..just read and do a favour of not commenting.

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So, Sir..thanks for reading up...if a joke amuses every one at a particular time..it means there is something wrong...they may be lafing at u!
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