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Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by layi(m): 11:59am On Sep 17, 2005
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you silly would be an insult to silly people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an .

He's not silly; he's possessed by a slow ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my Bottom.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don't know what makes you so silly, but it really works!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

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Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by Latoya(f): 12:23pm On Sep 17, 2005
whew that was loooonnnnnnnnnggggggggg but funny.
i cant imagine myself saying these things to people that i find annoying,i guess its all a joke
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by layi(m): 12:32pm On Sep 17, 2005
Its funny and unfunny so i really didnt know where to put.
"Chatterbox" ? "Joke"? I just had to put it somewhere...

I aint promoting profanity o!....just for ur readin pleasure
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by Latoya(f): 12:34pm On Sep 17, 2005
u can put it anywhere,but i guess is better here.

u r not promoting profanity,that was y i said i cant imagine
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by WesleyanA(f): 5:16pm On Sep 17, 2005
hahahahhahaha grin:rubs hands together and makes a evil laugh:

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Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by hotangel2(f): 7:15am On Sep 21, 2005
Hehehe.. This is hilarious. Lizzy Like.

Calling you silly would be an insult to silly people.
I've used that one ^ before.
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by fabian(f): 9:59am On Sep 21, 2005
Nice, Layi!
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by casper(m): 3:47pm On Sep 23, 2005
YES YESS!!!!!!!1 grin
i have gotten things to say to my oga at work now lol

just pray for me sha

Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by hotangel2(f): 4:17pm On Sep 23, 2005
Casper!!
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by Farriel(m): 5:02pm On Sep 23, 2005
I think some of the lines would come in handy when someone gets a little crassly silly. Thanks for sharing.
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by uchetobi(f): 8:51am On Oct 11, 2005
grin grin grin grin i cant stop laughing. this should go to the jokes section grin
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by layi(m): 10:16am On Oct 11, 2005
Its in the jokes section my dear cheesy
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by uchetobi(f): 10:24am On Oct 11, 2005
i dint notice......sorry
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by adesodgi(m): 2:29pm On Oct 11, 2005
or you want layi to dedicate a line4 you? grin grin grin
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by uchetobi(f): 2:48pm On Oct 11, 2005
Im sure he wouldnt wink
No need cool
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by WesleyanA(f): 1:53am On Oct 12, 2005
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

^ i dedicate that to Goodguy because he thinks i drink
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by hotangel2(f): 1:59am On Oct 12, 2005
i want someone to dedicate a line for me.
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by WesleyanA(f): 2:13am On Oct 12, 2005
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

i dedicate that ^ to Hota. funny how we never met.
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by hotangel2(f): 2:23am On Oct 12, 2005
hahaha..
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by icingbaby(f): 12:35am On Oct 30, 2005
so mean, but I like it and I will say it to some people. smiley smiley
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by sweetnini(f): 7:20pm On Oct 30, 2005
very funny
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by TNdogirlz4: 4:34am On Nov 30, 2005
That is soooo hilarious! I will use many of them on worst enemy's or to people i've been waiting to get revenge on !! HAHAHA grin
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by goodguy(m): 9:50pm On Dec 05, 2005
grin..wesley!!! kiss we've got some scores to settle wink
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by christyne(f): 11:17am On Dec 06, 2005
Too long but very funny.I'll try n use some.Thnks dude!!!
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by Rolly: 4:17pm On Dec 07, 2005
this is great! i mean really great!!!!! thanks a lot dude!!!!! and it was also HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by xdos(m): 4:26pm On Apr 10, 2006
datz damn wicked even to say that 2 ur enemy, I enjoyed it, ppl around me didnt understand the reason for my laughter until they came around, grin
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by diddy4(m): 5:16pm On Apr 10, 2006
this just came in handy when i needed it. hahahahaha angry angry angry hahahahaha grin grin haha wink wink ha.
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by jayemkay(f): 7:09pm On Apr 12, 2006
that was hilarious!
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by Christino(m): 4:31pm On Sep 23, 2006
I'm trying this right away, where do I start from shocked
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by oge4real(f): 4:05pm On Sep 25, 2006
somebody help!layi is about 2 make casper lose his job o!
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by Christino(m): 8:49am On Sep 26, 2006
He should use these instead grin
Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by olafemi(m): 11:42pm On Dec 16, 2006
i will start using them almost immediately lipsrsealed

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