Today's Joke: HARLEY VS. GOD
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Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to
heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with
God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah,
yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design
flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went
to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the
results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true
that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these
numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

God cannot possibly say that

its just a joke oracle, lighten up. but its not funny cos we aint made to joke with GOD's name so beat it OJD.

Guys, confirm; you have the choice of riding a WOMAN and a HARLEY bike, which do u pick?

*rides God's invention for a while, then rides Harley's for a few minutes, then rides God's some more*  Man, I can't get enough of either!

_{Sorry, folks; I'm raiding d basement again}.

Why MERCY? y not lord have ibkaye or lord have clemcykul ? huh

@poster really nice lmao lord forgive us bt truly which do u prefer a gorgeous woman or a harley bike?

*[size=8pt]Closes both eyes[/size]*I didnt see this

harley bikes are scarce in naija but chics pass sand.[list]

hmmmm ino dey o.

@infobabs why not u?

y y y ?

maybe cuzz u aint good enuf?

y am i not good enough ?

i dunno.

@info am sorry to tell u the truth *u aint*

Sayz who ?

Hey guys, in as much as we are here to catch some fun i'd rather we mind the type of jokes we post lest we commit an unforgiven sin. Remember, ''GOD IS NOT MOCKED'' pls let us thread softly and cautiously i beg of u all. HAVE FUN

yeah ure very ryte.

Blaspheme 

I thought I ran away from this thread?

so where u blindfolded back to it?

ShIt HaPPenS

yup it does

Shity Shity, i talk to you?

No na me. .biscuit head

dont mind the groundnut brained guy