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| Crack In My Shoe : by mystikalb2(m): 11:11am On Dec 30, 2007 |
A gentleman who always kept his black shoes shiny said to a woman on a date, "I bet I can guess what color your underwear is." The woman replied, "You think so, huh? What color am I wearing?" The man answered, "You're wearing red." "Wow!" The lady responded in delight. "How did you know that?" she asked. He replied, "Because I'm a genius." On a second date with another woman, he said, "Hey, I bet I can guess what color your underwear is!" The lady responded, "You're crazy! Okay, what color is my underwear?" The man replied with a smirk, "They are blue, of course." The shocked lady asked, "There's no possible way you could know that!" "I'm a genius, I'm telling you," he said. On a third date with another woman, the man asked with fear, "Please tell me you're not wearing any underwear!" She replied, "Well, I'm not. You worried?" "Whooo! I'm relieved!" he mentioned with a big gasp of air. "I thought I had a crack in my shoes! |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by Migines(m): 12:39pm On Dec 30, 2007 |
La la la la |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by ThugLife1(m): 2:55pm On Dec 30, 2007 |
lol |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by ituen(m): 12:34am On Dec 31, 2007 |
hehehehehee   |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by clemcykul(f): 9:54am On Dec 31, 2007 |
hmmmm lol anyway but honestly i dont geddit |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by ituen(m): 10:39am On Dec 31, 2007 |
thats true oh!! me dont understand so i had to laugh too |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by topeteadr(m): 10:42am On Dec 31, 2007 |
I just laughed 4 laughing sake. |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by saucekid(m): 12:09pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
then u no laff at all |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by mystikalb2(m): 12:27am On Jan 03, 2008 |
wat ever |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by Migines(m): 8:18am On Jan 03, 2008 |
Who cares?? |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by clemcykul(f): 10:57am On Jan 03, 2008 |
kronkayy does |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by tijannydot(m): 5:14pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
he has a glass sticked to his shoes with which he used to see what they wore under! |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by clemcykul(f): 11:10am On Jan 04, 2008 |
DATS exactly wat hes capable of |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by mystikalb2(m): 2:34pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
some of u guy's can play d same game if only u happend to b in d man shoe |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by benjay1(m): 2:56am On Jan 07, 2008 |
@ Ituen, Clem and all of ona wey no get the joke. This goes to show the kind of school ona attend. That is if you guyz attended any at all. F*ckin MORONS. |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by ituen(m): 5:53am On Jan 07, 2008 |
I know say ur education end for kidergarten level |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Jan 07, 2008 |
@ben yeah we are fu>ckn morons and u are a modafc>ckn blood suckn leech! a debased mind cant decipher a mild talk! |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by benjay1(m): 12:33pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
@Clem Na me u waste like that ? |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by clemcykul(f): 6:53pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
na slowpoke talk am no be clem but if e pain u, den know say e pain me too, coz i be ur broda and sis in arms u come shock me almost to death   |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by benjay1(m): 6:55pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
hmmm ok sweetie i apologize. beams clem an ashawo smile  |
| Re: Crack In My Shoe : by Migines(m): 7:34pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
*smiling wit pride* datts my beiby. |
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