Mehn, if housefly chop this man's wound, this man fit catch & chop the housefly back oo, *lmaooo*

This is a big lie.... Things like this dont worth frontpage... Damn it

ejifranks: Man Bites Snake to Death in Revenge

....A Nepali man who was bitten by a cobra snake subsequently bit the snake to death, a local newspaper reported on Thursday (Aug. 23).

After being bitten by the snake, while he was working in his rice paddy on Tuesday, 55-year-old Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, caught it and bit it until it died, the Annapurna Post reported, according to Reuters.

"I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry," Miya was quoted as saying.

Miya, who lives in a village some 125 miles (200 kilometers) southeast of the Nepali capital of Kathmandu, was receiving treatment at a village health post at the time of the news report and was not in danger of dying from his snakebite. He will not be charged with killing the snake, a local police official said, because cobras (called "goman" in Nepal) are not listed as endangered in the country.

In short, a snake has died of manbite.


http://news.yahoo.com/man-bites-snake-death-revenge-154835399.html

snake go fear this man lol

ejifranks: Man Bites Snake to Death in Revenge

....A Nepali man who was bitten by a cobra snake subsequently bit the snake to death, a local newspaper reported on Thursday (Aug. 23).

After being bitten by the snake, while he was working in his rice paddy on Tuesday, 55-year-old Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, caught it and bit it until it died, the Annapurna Post reported, according to Reuters.

"I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry," Miya was quoted as saying.

Miya, who lives in a village some 125 miles (200 kilometers) southeast of the Nepali capital of Kathmandu, was receiving treatment at a village health post at the time of the news report and was not in danger of dying from his snakebite. He will not be charged with killing the snake, a local police official said, because cobras (called "goman" in Nepal) are not listed as endangered in the country.

In short, a snake has died of manbite.


http://news.yahoo.com/man-bites-snake-death-revenge-154835399.html

This will be the end of boko haram!

sylve11:

It has happened several times in naija, have seen a woman in one occasion that was bitten by snake; she was so angry, caught the snake and applied the Nepal man's version of killing a snake. What u don't know, don't speak.

thank u mr. Lecturer.

ejifranks:

In short, a snake has died of manbite.

I love that part

DO. NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!

Superman

simeonism: thank u mr. Lecturer.

Na wa!

Lmfao!!! Cant believe it. (do me i do u, man no go vex. Animals sef no go vex o).

Wonderful

Charles.nerd:
Just trying to imagine the scene.Man pursues snake,catches up with the snake,grabs the cold blooded creature with both hands,creatures struggles to wriggle itself out,man gives it a huge bite....Gosh I cant continue.....Must have been a Gory sight to behold.

The story get as e be, I bin think say if snake bite pesin, him fit die at d spot if he z nt rushed to d hospital immediately? Hw dz man carry snake bite stil manage to pursue d same cobra wey dey very fast nd stil catch am? Cobra go run for human being? Cobra wey nor dey take eye see human being lol

ANY-PEN :
How can one chase a snake, catch the snake & then lift to the mouth & start bitting.
I can't seems to place all those pictures.

He imagined he was eating shawarma

Na wa o snake bite person, person bite am back. U go fair nw!!!!!!

It should serve as a lesson to other snakes around the area. so other snakes, watch out, more to come.

Like a Boss......

The man get strong teeth.

I was still thinking of doing dat as well before seeing dis post.i thought it was impossible.impossible is nothing.God is wonderful.

Agiliti: wonder what he'll do if rain beats him

Bite God to death probably.......lol

berem: Man: you bite me abi?
Snake: wetin you fit do?
Man:I go bite you back
Man chases snake,grabs it and bites it.
Snake(screams):aaaarrrhhh!abeg leave me o! No bite me abeg.I use God name beg you!
Man:shebi my own pain pass abi? I go show you say my teeth strong pass your own!
Too late.the snake is dead already.

Lmao.

U get time oo.

This is the most funniest tread on nairaland.abeg,move this to joke section

Now i remembered the cartoon ;open season

Nonsense!!!! them think say na only them sabi bite? abeg jo bite their life out, stupid things. Correct man. I wish we fit bite mosquitoes back sef

Atleast make snake feel hw painful human bite is abi?

this man suppose ents Guinness book of record; first man to bite a snake to death
but seriously dat man na case

I the feel the man joor......... the man no take last

dis man get mind oo

lol... that snake had it coming..

I think this news should be
taken to the animal jungle
yeah! 'animal beware you
guys bite to survive,we bite
to death', take cover.

Terrifying