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Memory Fails by doctor(m): 2:31pm On Apr 10, 2006
A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"
Re: Memory Fails by Oracle(m): 1:27am On Apr 11, 2006
thatz a good reason
Re: Memory Fails by kajad(m): 8:49am On Apr 11, 2006
I sure say na your village woman
Re: Memory Fails by micklplus(m): 10:12am On Apr 11, 2006
itumo? ( meaning)
Re: Memory Fails by babymine(f): 6:07pm On Apr 23, 2006
lol grin grin grin grin
Re: Memory Fails by toygod2: 12:56am On Jul 11, 2012
chai, weda na phone

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