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Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 11:59am On Aug 25, 2012
Let try dis game.
Do u knw ur shoe size can tell ur
age?.
Grab ur calculator & try dis.
Here is hw it goes.
1) Take ur shoe size.
2) Multiply by 5.
3) Add 50.
4) Multiply by 20.
5) Add 1012.
6) Subtract d year u were born.
U will get 4 digits.
The 1st two is ur shoe size & d
last two digits is ur age.
If i'm correct,pls let me knw.

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Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 12:11pm On Aug 25, 2012
One lady sent me N500 airtime & she shared a testimony d following day. Another sent me N1000 airtime and a man proposed 2 her dat week. Just last week, one man sent me N1,500 airtime & today he has gotten American visa & a job with an oil firm. You may be d next 2 share ur testimony. Send urs now cos MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN smiley smiley smiley
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 8:34pm On Aug 26, 2012
booqee: Let try dis game.
Do u knw ur shoe size can tell ur
age?.
Grab ur calculator & try dis.
Here is hw it goes.
1) Take ur shoe size.
2) Multiply by 5.
3) Add 50.
4) Multiply by 20.
5) Add 1012.
6) Subtract d year u were born.
U will get 4 digits.
The 1st two is ur shoe size & d
last two digits is ur age.
If i'm correct,pls let me knw.
yea...dats true.
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by AdeniyiA(m): 11:12pm On Aug 26, 2012
~vicky~:
One lady sent me N500 airtime & she shared a testimony d following day. Another sent me N1000 airtime and a man proposed 2 her dat week. Just last week, one man sent me N1,500 airtime & today he has gotten American visa & a job with an oil firm. You may be d next 2 share ur testimony. Send urs now cos MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN smiley smiley smiley
and how does that halt d activities of Boko haram...
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Eduvine(m): 8:30am On Aug 27, 2012
booqee: Let try dis game.
Do u knw ur shoe size can tell ur
age?.
Grab ur calculator & try dis.
Here is hw it goes.
1) Take ur shoe size.
2) Multiply by 5.
3) Add 50.
4) Multiply by 20.
5) Add 1012.
6) Subtract d year u were born.
U will get 4 digits.
The 1st two is ur shoe size & d
last two digits is ur age.
If i'm correct,pls let me knw.
damn it u are over corect
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 2:59pm On Aug 27, 2012
Adeniyi A.:

and how does that halt d activities of Boko haram...

huh? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Exponental(m): 4:23pm On Aug 27, 2012
It is a nice constructive work, giving me an opportunity to re-construct........

booqee: Let try dis game.
Do u knw ur shoe size can tell ur
age?.
Grab ur calculator & try dis.
Here is hw it goes.
1) Take ur shoe size.
2) Multiply by 5.
3) Add 50.
4) Multiply by 20.
5) Add 1012.
6) Subtract d year u were born.
U will get 4 digits.
The 1st two is ur shoe size & d
last two digits is ur age.
If i'm correct,pls let me knw.



What d originator of ds write up did was just 2 redefine d yr 2012 by asking u 2 multiply ur shoe size by 100; add 2012 [splitted as (+50*20)+1012].
Let us do d math 2geda.
1. Let ur shoe size=k
2. k*5=5k
3. 5k+50
4. (5k+50)*20
=100k + 1000
5. (100k + 1000) + 1012
= 100k + 2012
6. so, irrespective of ur age, d 12 will deduct d yr u were born 2 give ur exact age.
The k u inputed is a konstant which u get as d 1st 2 digit. Dont 4get, 39* 100 = 3900, likewise 57*100 = 5700.

NB: this formular is not valid in d year 2013, unless d 1012 is changed to 1013. (No 5)

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Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by bright007(f): 5:29pm On Aug 27, 2012
booobsqeee...why you too dey copy and paste?I posted this same content å few months back and here u are with ya photocopying machine...haba
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 27, 2012
Exponental: It is a nice constructive work, giving me an opportunity to re-construct........





What d originator of ds write up did was just 2 redefine d yr 2012 by asking u 2 multiply ur shoe size by 100; add 2012 [splitted as (+50*20)+1012].
Let us do d math 2geda.
1. Let ur shoe size=k
2. k*5=5k
3. 5k+50
4. (5k+50)*20
=100k + 1000
5. (100k + 1000) + 1012
= 100k + 2012
6. so, irrespective of ur age, d 12 will deduct d yr u were born 2 give ur exact age.
The k u inputed is a konstant which u get as d 1st 2 digit. Dont 4get, 39* 100 = 3900, likewise 57*100 = 5700.

NB: this formular is not valid in d year 2013, unless d 1012 is changed to 1013. (No 5)
ah..u get wahala oh. But you're actually right!
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 27, 2012
Adeniyi A.:

and how does that halt d activities of Boko haram...
or affect the price of gari, shey?
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 10:57pm On Aug 27, 2012
^^ If ur main priority in dis life is only on garri chopping, then u and adeniyi needs to go see a psychologist asap!
~vicky~:
One lady sent me N500 airtime & she shared a testimony d following day. Another sent me N1000 airtime and a man proposed 2 her dat week. Just last week, one man sent me N1,500 airtime & today he has gotten American visa & a job with an oil firm. You may be d next 2 share ur testimony. Send urs now cos MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN smiley smiley smiley

Vicky which day u turn to scammer?? Lollest!
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by lilcutie8916(m): 3:31am On Aug 28, 2012
~vicky~:
One lady sent me N500 airtime & she shared a testimony d following day. Another sent me N1000 airtime and a man proposed 2 her dat week. Just last week, one man sent me N1,500 airtime & today he has gotten American visa & a job with an oil firm. You may be d next 2 share ur testimony. Send urs now cos MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN smiley smiley smiley
sorry but what is ur point that some jobless and downcast person should send u airtime and have his/her furtunes change? Pls go jet a job and who knows ur furtunes might change too.
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by bashydemy(m): 5:23am On Aug 28, 2012
booqee: Let try dis game.
Do u knw ur shoe size can tell ur
age?.
Grab ur calculator & try dis.
Here is hw it goes.
1) Take ur shoe size.
2) Multiply by 5.
3) Add 50.
4) Multiply by 20.
5) Add 1012.
6) Subtract d year u were born.
U will get 4 digits.
The 1st two is ur shoe size & d
last two digits is ur age.
If i'm correct,pls let me knw.
Hey i posted this same joke sometimes last year.. well some are just seeing it for the first time

~vicky~:
One lady sent me N500 airtime & she shared a testimony d following day. Another sent me N1000 airtime and a man proposed 2 her dat week. Just last week, one man sent me N1,500 airtime & today he has gotten American visa & a job with an oil firm. You may be d next 2 share ur testimony. Send urs now cos MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN smiley smiley smiley
woww i would love to claim mine oo.. you need to send me your phone number and also send me credit of #1000 cos i want to send you #10.000 so i will use the #1000 credit to send you the #10k ok thief
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 9:26am On Aug 28, 2012
booqee:

Vicky which day u turn to scammer?? Lollest!

my dear, some1 sent it to me.....lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
bashy_demy:
woww i would love to claim mine oo.. you need to send me your phone number and also send me credit of #1000 cos i want to send you #10.000 so i will use the #1000 credit to send you the #10k ok thief

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy you wanna play smart? no WAY111 cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2012
bashy_demy: Hey i posted this same joke sometimes last year.. well some are just seeing it for the first time
ok thanks for telling. Oya shift..
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by bunmioguns(m): 2:59pm On Aug 28, 2012
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Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 3:05pm On Aug 28, 2012
booqee: ok thanks for telling. Oya shift..

Thief! Ole! Onyeoshi! Kparawo! Onwe! Otifigba! Amu robber!
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by purplekayc(m): 3:16pm On Aug 28, 2012
Really ? I dis agree !
Re: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Aug 28, 2012
I'm still complaining for my mind how dis joke section dey dry, dani come worsen situation with post hiding. undecided Godiswatchingyou.....

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