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| Irish Prostitute by doctor(m): 2:55pm On Apr 10, 2006 |
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff, dad, I became a prostitute, " "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club, (takes a breath), and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and, " Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff, a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug. |
| Re: Irish Prostitute by Oracle(m): 7:51pm On Apr 10, 2006 |
well i'm just reading for the first time |
| Re: Irish Prostitute by micklplus(m): 12:28pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
:d :d :d :d |
| Re: Irish Prostitute by dabby(f): 4:36pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
things money can make people do.  nice joke.  |
| Re: Irish Prostitute by ikamefa(f): 8:39pm On Sep 28, 2006 |
nice |
| Re: Irish Prostitute by dupsie4u(f): 2:06am On Sep 29, 2006 |
Oh lordy,tns money cld do.wn did "prostitute" stat soundn lyk "protestnt"!!!!greedy old man. |
| Re: Irish Prostitute by vivianzizi: 3:28pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
nice one |
| Re: Irish Prostitute by jamace(m): 6:54pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
Money money money. N a wa. |
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