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A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by doctor(m): 3:06pm On Apr 10, 2006
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,

"Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by diddy4(m): 11:58pm On Apr 10, 2006
that was funny. grin
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by Oracle(m): 1:25am On Apr 11, 2006
damn
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by gentleaura(m): 6:34am On Apr 11, 2006
wow common that is MEAN!!, but funny!! cheesy cheesy
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by micklplus(m): 10:14am On Apr 11, 2006
Shuo ( shocked )
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by Rhodalyn(f): 10:16am On Apr 11, 2006
hee cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by spikelord(m): 10:43am On Apr 15, 2006
Haha, That was funny!
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by Z4M4eva(f): 10:45am On Apr 15, 2006
l.o.l
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by Zahymaka(m): 10:47am On Apr 15, 2006
This is crazy cheesy cheesy.
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by Lolabbey: 4:55pm On Feb 13, 2009
@post ,lol
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by etaurus(m): 5:36pm On Dec 17, 2009
:d
Re: A Man And His Wife Are Dining At A Table In A Plus by ajekpaks(m): 8:31pm On Dec 17, 2009
cool

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