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Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 11:06pm On Aug 26, 2012
Bin was busy preaching to his church about the importance of being Gods children when immediately a man walked into the church with an ak47 and told the congregation that those who are gods child should raise their hands so he can shoot and send them to heaven . Everybody refused to raise their hands and so the man shot his gun at one man and killed him and shouted the second time who is a child of god na so the whole church pointed at the pastor bin na so bin vex talk say if na joke make them stop am Everybody know say i be the son of chief obinna wetin concern me with god ? How god take be my father ? Make una congregation whole una mouth o . D gunman fainted . (nobody won die but them won go heaven) .
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 9:46pm On Aug 27, 2012
Guys but why una no won comment on this nice joke .
Re: Pastor Bin by EFULEFU1(m): 10:29pm On Aug 27, 2012
ok i have commented for you% undecided
Re: Pastor Bin by larride(m): 11:01am On Aug 28, 2012
As dry as your bald head.

Re: Pastor Bin by bunmioguns(m): 3:05pm On Aug 28, 2012
larride: As dry as your bald head.




Larride is dt youoooooooooooooooooooooo, no wonderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin







































Bush Pig embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Pastor Bin by Nobody: 3:13pm On Aug 28, 2012
Homar: Guys but why una no won comment on this nice joke .

Nairalanders una too much ooo!
Nothing i no go see for here...

Somebody will post trash and still beg people to comment..

Consequences of posting rubbish. Sorry eeeh!

when you post trash, you will have 204 viewer and no comment.

so be wise my boy Homar!

Be wise!

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Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 7:43pm On Aug 28, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Nairalanders una too much ooo!
Nothing i no go see for here...

Somebody will post trash and still beg people to comment..

Consequences of posting rubbish. Sorry eeeh!

when you post trash, you will have 204 viewer and no comment.

so be wise my boy Homar!

Be wise!




thunder fire u there since this joke of the century is now trash hediot .
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 7:45pm On Aug 28, 2012
bunmioguns:




Larride is dt youoooooooooooooooooooooo, no wonderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin







































Bush Pig embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
lmfao na so that him yeye head bald reach . Stop being stewpid so u can grow back your bush hair .
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 7:46pm On Aug 28, 2012
EFULEFU1: ok i have commented for you% undecided
runs to her and hugs and kiss her mmuuaaahh . Thanks for commenting my thread .
Re: Pastor Bin by Nobody: 7:55pm On Aug 28, 2012
no comment yet lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Pastor Bin by JojoArmani(m): 8:39pm On Aug 28, 2012
since Homar dey beg us to comment, I don do mine. de joke no try...
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2012
~vicky~:
no comment yet lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
i no go gree kiss u too . Just carry that your yeye lips go kiss toilet seat . Lol
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 6:35pm On Aug 29, 2012
Jojo Armani: since Homar dey beg us to comment, I don do mine. de joke no try...
thunder fire your blokus there .
Re: Pastor Bin by Nobody: 6:40pm On Aug 29, 2012
Homar: i no go gree kiss u too . Just carry that your yeye lips go kiss toilet seat . Lol

she no tell u say your mouth dey smell tongue tongue
Re: Pastor Bin by Agybabe(f): 7:02pm On Aug 29, 2012
bidding for comment on point...
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 9:17pm On Aug 29, 2012
Agybabe: bidding for comment on point...
my sweet agybabe returns . Hugs and gives her a thausands kissssssesssssssss
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 9:21pm On Aug 29, 2012
~vicky~:


i would love to kiss you oh my homar . Every day and night i pray that u become mine . Please homar would u kiss me tonight ? tongue tongue
thunder fire u there mumu . I dont kiss dirty pigs like u .
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 9:22pm On Aug 29, 2012
Nna eeehhh this one kiss dey worry me this night na only God sabi o
Re: Pastor Bin by larride(m): 9:41pm On Aug 29, 2012
Na u open thread dey comment by yourself... Mumu lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Pastor Bin by bingbagbo(m): 9:41pm On Aug 29, 2012
Homar: my sweet agybabe returns . Hugs and gives her a thausands kissssssesssssssss




stop commiting adultery with my wife ooo angry angry
Re: Pastor Bin by larride(m): 3:31am On Aug 30, 2012
bin gbagbo:



stop commiting adultery with my wife ooo angry angry

Sharap dia... How many wife u get?
Re: Pastor Bin by bingbagbo(m): 6:48am On Aug 30, 2012
larride:

Sharap dia... How many wife u get?

plus your mama i get 73 in all embarassed[
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 9:20am On Aug 30, 2012
bin gbagbo:



stop commiting adultery with my wife ooo angry angry
where u marry her ? Bush pig .
Re: Pastor Bin by Nobody: 9:58am On Aug 30, 2012
Homar: where u marry her ? Bush pig .


Fighting for Obo!

You this albino he goat, must u follow every girl u see??

You own too much for your body ooo
Re: Pastor Bin by Nobody: 12:48pm On Aug 30, 2012
Homar: thunder fire u there mumu . I dont kiss dirty pigs like u .

bush man
Re: Pastor Bin by larride(m): 1:18pm On Aug 30, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Fighting for Obo!

You this albino he goat, must u follow every girl u see??

You own too much for your body ooo

Mugun...shineke...you sef dey call persin albino, see d k-legged albino sef dey find him family member. Taaaaa comot for here now

bin gbagbo:

plus your mama i get 73 in all embarassed[

Beht why my mama now, oya apologize now embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 4:45pm On Aug 30, 2012
~vicky~:


bush man
bush woman .
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 4:47pm On Aug 30, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Fighting for Obo!

You this albino he goat, must u follow every girl u see??

You own too much for your body ooo








shut up u this mugu .
Re: Pastor Bin by Agybabe(f): 6:44pm On Aug 30, 2012
Homar: my sweet agybabe returns . Hugs and gives her a thausands kissssssesssssssss
thanks dear. how things?
bin gbagbo:



stop commiting adultery with my wife ooo angry angry
dearest how are you doing?
Re: Pastor Bin by bingbagbo(m): 7:01pm On Aug 30, 2012
Agybabe:
thanks dear. how things?
dearest how are you doing?


i am missing y ou like egbo!
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 9:26pm On Aug 30, 2012
Agybabe:
thanks dear. how things?
am missing you die but agy why did u call me dear and called that useless dustbin dearest am jealous o .
Re: Pastor Bin by Homar(m): 9:27pm On Aug 30, 2012
bin gbagbo:

i am missing y ou like egbo!
thunder hammer u there why u won come steal my girl ? U don dey madt abi ?

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