I woke up this morning and had the inspiration to pray to God based on my profession and these where what i said to him

Heavenly Father, the SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR and SOFTWARE ARCHITECT of the entire universe, the one that knows us by our IPs, the one whose thoughts was BLOGGED into a compendium for daily guidance. You INTERCEPT AND DECRYPT every PACKET sent my way by the enemy, the one that never FAIL me, every time I PING you my REQUEST never TIMES OUT.


Lord i thank you, even when i CRASH you do a SYSTEM RECOVERY and RESTORE me to FACTORY SETTINGS. When i leave your PATH you never DELETE me from your MEMORY. When life THROWS EXCEPTIONS at me you give me the grace to MULTI-TASK. Your RAM AND PROCESSOR cannot be comprehended. You give me the ALGORITHM to SUMOUNT life's challenges.



I am never scared of BUGS because i know the CHIPSET and FIRMWARE you EMBEDDED inside of me are second to none. Thank you for DECLARING every work of the enemy NULL AND VOID. Even when i do INIT 0, you cover me with your wings.



Thank you for my OS, may only your NAMESPACE be praised now till an INFINITE LOOP. Amen