10. Read less books.


9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.


6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.


2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

and last but not least,

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his
friend and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit
smoking,' his friend says.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man says.
'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'What's phase one?'
'I've quit buying

[/quote]. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking![quote]

hun hun hun hun hun

@sam
Wit doz resolutions, u'll av a fckn new year.

Migines:

@sam
Wit doz resolutions, u'll av a fckn new year.

Nah,he'll just be broke by d 2nd week of january,nd dead by february

WITH THOSE KINDA RESOLUTIONS, THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO BE YOURS.

show me your friends, and i will tell you who you are.

_{pretends like he didn't see d thread}

really weird resolutions. play by those set of rules in 2008 and u are sure to end it on the lowest possible note.

Those resolutions are splendid. I'm sure that's what ituen had in mind as his 2008 resolution, since his 2007 resolution was to nabb ben's goat.

Hey has anybody been noticing things, why is it that this four or five guys may be a lady or two as been all on their boots all this while an d nonody is talking about it.i mean Thuflife,TT,brimback,benjay and so on

Who knows maybe they can't afford to pay for their internet connection again.

Pple like clem, tessy, naijagurly, et al.

KORIII dey blow them badly this new year.

Sometimes i wonder if d keyboard can type itself.

Roflmao
keep wondering

Migines:

Sometimes i wonder if d keyboard can type itself.

Then some people have spiritual influence. jsut by looking at the keyboard

ben u dey make noise? no be u dey stitch holes wey dey your boxers wid  tread and needle? u no even fit pay tailor
poor guy even sef na charcoal u dey use wash mouth u go go internet cafe dey beg for free airtime hahahhhaahhehehe have a poverty filled 2008

wat a resolution!!!!

lol

haaaaaa I don vex, Clem you get mind insult my personality?
Make somebody hold me oooo before i spoil something. cos i dey vex now.

_{migs quickly holds ben and takes him to a quiet bar to calm him down with a bottle of} UDEME.

_{ben takes a sip of his beer}; Guy if no be say we don tey i for don spoil something oo.

wetin u for do?

Na so so talk full ur mouth?

one day u go soon get muscle pull for mouth

Ben 0! Ben

Warn am oh. Tell am i get short fuse

Sha no blow up.

enters room drunk

Ehen who is calling me. Come stop pushing me.
Y is everyone looking so tiny?

@ben
i _stand. Just go sedon 4 dat corner fes. Wen ur eye clear begin talk.

Talk less, eat more.

. . . and blow up.

^{still drunk,}
Come Migs did u drug this drink? sorry drink this drug ?

*gives ben valium5*
nor wory ur eye go soon clear.

donates some acid to the drink

this would make u CONCENTRATE, BEN

The Lord is my Shepherd:

Even though i walk thru d valley of the shadows of Ituen and Migines,
I Shall fear no Gbege,

amen