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U Can Smile by sutoboy(m): 12:44pm On Aug 28, 2012
Teacher: "What comes after 69?" Student: "Mouthwash." The teacher fainted!
Re: U Can Smile by Ideraolu: 1:20pm On Aug 28, 2012
sutoboy: Teacher: "What comes after 69?" Student: "Mouthwash." The teacher fainted!

U again...Sutooooooboy!
Re: U Can Smile by bunmioguns(m): 3:08pm On Aug 28, 2012
sutoboy beht why
Re: U Can Smile by sutoboy(m): 3:15pm On Aug 28, 2012
Idera_olu:

U again...Sutooooooboy!

Me again?the joke dry abi wetin?

bunmioguns: sutoboy beht why

I no try abi?
Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 28, 2012
sutoboy:

Me again?the joke dry abi wetin?



I no try abi?

You try but you too spoil!







Spoilt k-legged albino he cow!
Re: U Can Smile by bunmioguns(m): 3:26pm On Aug 28, 2012
MOGUL.O:


You try but you too spoil!

Spoilt k-legged albino he cow!

dont worry, your 15MB go soon finish

matwetter embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: U Can Smile by bunmioguns(m): 3:41pm On Aug 28, 2012
sutoboy:
I no fit laf!
No mind d yeye boi!

ME, ARE YOU MAD embarassed embarassed
Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 3:46pm On Aug 28, 2012
bunmioguns:
ME, ARE YOU MD embarassed embarassed

See MUMU
Re: U Can Smile by bunmioguns(m): 3:57pm On Aug 28, 2012
MOGUL.O:

See MUMU
thief embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: U Can Smile by dopeJemi: 12:56am On Aug 29, 2012
r we suppose 2 laff or sumfin undecided if yes, abeg tickle me mk i laff

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Re: U Can Smile by larride(m): 2:32am On Aug 29, 2012
Sutoooooboy beth why? embarassed embarassed
Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 7:49am On Aug 29, 2012
Pls explain.
Re: U Can Smile by Laitesmart(m): 8:31am On Aug 29, 2012
Mouthwash sounds like 70. Lmao.
Re: U Can Smile by sutoboy(m): 5:59pm On Aug 30, 2012
Laitesmart: Mouthwash sounds like 70. Lmao.


Gbayi since no one get better sense to understand joke!


69 is one of d favourite intimacy. Position!u can see how d 6 stand and ow d 9 stand too!
6 for up and 9 for down!
I no say Booqee no wetin I dey talk sha grin
Re: U Can Smile by Laitesmart(m): 7:59pm On Aug 30, 2012
No mind all of them. Make them dey form yeye innocenty! All of una wan tel me say una no knw 69, u lick i lick style abi... Mtcheeeew!
Re: U Can Smile by sutoboy(m): 8:14pm On Aug 30, 2012
Laitesmart: No mind all of them. Make them dey form yeye innocenty! All of una wan tel me say una no knw 69, u lick i lick style abi... Mtcheeeew!

Ur head full ground jare broda!tell dem let dem knw!
Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 8:22pm On Aug 30, 2012
Sutoboy aswear u no try,HABBBA!u no even pity us sef
Re: U Can Smile by sutoboy(m): 8:46pm On Aug 30, 2012
MuhMubRaj: Sutoboy aswear u no try,HABBBA!u no even pity us sef


Pity US?

Ow many of u?

And why d pity?

Well I guess u still dey sss 1 abi?

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Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 10:19pm On Aug 30, 2012
sutoboy:


Gbayi since no one get better sense to understand joke!


69 is one of d favourite intimacy. Position!u can see how d 6 stand and ow d 9 stand too!
6 for up and 9 for down!
I no say Booqee no wetin I dey talk sha grin

Laitesmart: No mind all of them. Make them dey form yeye innocenty! All of una wan tel me say una no knw 69, u lick i lick style abi... Mtcheeeew!
*faints instantly!*
Re: U Can Smile by Emperorjames(m): 12:41am On Aug 31, 2012
[color=#006600][/color]Me na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o embarassedMe na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o
Re: U Can Smile by sutoboy(m): 1:07am On Aug 31, 2012
booqee: *faints instantly!*

Madam!why u faint?

U see Bunmioguns Junior?
Emperorjames: [color=#006600][/color]Me na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o embarassedMe na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o

I no blame u nah!

U no be beta human being now! grin
Re: U Can Smile by Laitesmart(m): 9:54am On Aug 31, 2012
booqee: *faints instantly!*
*pours one barrel of water on her and trys reviving her on d way to d bedrooom. Sorry bathroom*
Re: U Can Smile by Laitesmart(m): 9:55am On Aug 31, 2012
Emperorjames: [color=#006600][/color]Me na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o embarassedMe na 1 to 50 i know o, from 51 upward i knw sabi again o
i no blame u. I guess d name of ya sch wud b... UMUKORO OGHENE DEVELOPMENT COMMUNITY GRAMMAR SCHOOL. How u wan pass?
Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 11:14am On Aug 31, 2012
DRY...........LIKE STOCK FISH angry angry
Re: U Can Smile by larride(m): 12:53pm On Aug 31, 2012
~vicky~:
DRY...........LIKE STOCK FISH angry angry

Like those dry oranges wey dey your chest abi?

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Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 1:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
larride:

Like those dry oranges wey dey your chest abi?

they aren't dry Mr angry
Re: U Can Smile by Laitesmart(m): 2:23pm On Aug 31, 2012
larride:

Like those dry oranges wey dey your chest abi?
Lmao. Larride. So u sef knw?
Re: U Can Smile by Laitesmart(m): 2:24pm On Aug 31, 2012
~vicky~:


they aren't dry Mr angry
Show proof.
Re: U Can Smile by Nobody: 2:28pm On Aug 31, 2012
Laitesmart:
Show proof.

u want proof?...go and check your sister's own iddioot grin grin grin

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