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Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bingbagbo(m): 10:02pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
PROJAN in collaboration with kirikiri prisons is proud to cut the tape to officially open this brand new prisons meant for the jokes section. You can end up in the Donkollione memorial prisons when you post a dry joke, post abusive comments, flirt online, attack dr bin gbagbo or dr bunmioguns as you know, this is a new prison facility with over 50 cells.We will therefore hit the ground running by imprisoning the following jokers; booqee=6 months larride=2 years homar=2 years acidosis=2 years switchgurl=2 months ekeroyal=9 months ode remo= life imprisonment sutoboy=10 years with very hard labour. remember the prisoners above can appeal to judge bin gbagbo or judge bunmioguns or judge jojo armani or judge vicky for mercy there is vacancy for the positions of warden, caterer, gateman, pastor and director, simply drop your C V at the office of PROJAN.thank you and be of good behaviour to save yourself from jail court riiiiiiise!!!!!! |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bingbagbo(m): 10:08pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
breaking news: notorious sex addict born2fuck has just been sentenced to 3 years imprisonment and will immediately be thrown into the cell of booqee, all ladies at the Donkollione memorial prisons are hereby advised to live cautiously in the prisons even the guys are not safe ooo |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by larride(m): 4:15am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Judge, abeg wetin I do now. I hereby tender my appeal letter. May it be favorably considered. Thanks |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bingbagbo(m): 6:45am On Aug 30, 2012 |
larride: Judge, abeg wetin I do now. I hereby tender my appeal letter. May it be favorably considered. Thanks who is your lawyer?? its your lawyer's duty to appeal |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by larride(m): 1:39pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
I'm representing myself. |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bingbagbo(m): 2:16pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
larride: I'm representing myself. ok state the ohm's law and i will pardon you! |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by Nobody: 2:25pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
larride: Judge, abeg wetin I do now. I hereby tender my appeal letter. May it be favorably considered. HERE ARE MY JUGDEMENT!!! sharrap.. larride should be given life imprisonment with hard labour Acidosis, Switchic & Booqee pleaded innocent...and are free to go Mugolo...punishment is ...firing squad Court ariseeeeeeeee!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by Acidosis(m): 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Oh I love Judge Vickyyyyy! Dr Bin Gbagbo you must face the joke section disciplinary committee Some of us don't deserve this punishment. |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by Nobody: 2:42pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Acidosis: Oh I love Judge Vickyyyyy! thanks Acidosis the Panel would look into Bin Gbagbo's case...but i think his case is either mental disorder or he has a retardded Brain |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bingbagbo(m): 2:55pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
~vicky~: vicky, dont let me sentence you to 6 hours in jail with , nonsense!! ~vicky~: vicky, dont let me sentence you to 6 hours in jail with , nonsense!! |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by Acidosis(m): 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
~vicky~: |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bunmioguns(m): 3:47pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
*clear his throat* emm, who just farted in the court now . . . .ooh, its u Larride, owkay, for farting in the court premises, ur judgement has now been changed from life to execution. . . . you will be hanged on bee hive till they sting you to death. . . |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bingbagbo(m): 4:07pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
bunmioguns: *clear his throat* emm, who just farted in the court now . . . .ooh, its u Larride, owkay, for farting in the court premises, ur judgement has now been changed from life to execution. . . . you will be hanged on bee hive till they sting you to death. . . not all. . . and his dead body will be flogged and burnt to ashes [quote author=bunmioguns]*clear his throat* emm, who just farted |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bunmioguns(m): 4:10pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: i think the judgmement is better |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by Nobody: 5:10pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
bunmioguns: *clear his throat* emm, who just farted in the court now . . . .ooh, its u Larride, owkay, for farting in the court premises, ur judgement has now been changed from life to execution. . . . you will be hanged on bee hive till they sting you to death. . . thatz too harsh |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bingbagbo(m): 6:08pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
~vicky~: not all. . . his ashes will be baked in an oven ~vicky~: not all. . . his ashes will be baked in an oven |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by larride(m): 9:33am On Aug 31, 2012 |
According the law says a suspect is not guilty until found so. How will I now be sentenced to death by hanging just because I farted in the court. Judge vicky don't forget that I have the video tape of you and bunmioguns wey una dey bleep each oda inside courtroom, you better reconsider if the video tape is released, sorry for you. Judge gbagbo you know I have your own video tape also, do you want me to tell you what it is also? make una reconsider that judgement now or we are going down together. |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by Nobody: 10:14am On Aug 31, 2012 |
larride: According the law says a suspect is not guilty until found so. How will I now be sentenced to death by hanging just because I farted in the court. Judge vicky don't forget that I have the video tape of you and bunmioguns wey una dey bleep each oda inside courtroom, you better reconsider if the video tape is released, sorry for you. Judge gbagbo you know I have your own video tape also, do you want me to tell you what it is also? make una reconsider that judgement now or we are going down together. mtcheewwwwwwwwwww..... |
Re: Donkollione Memorial Prisons (jokes Prisons) by bunmioguns(m): 1:38pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
~vicky~: even mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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