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Phone Call Summary by alleviate2002us(m): 6:07am On Aug 31, 2012
Phone CALL SUMMARY.
_______________ ____
Guys to Parents... 00 : 59 secs.
Guys to friends... 01 : 10secs.
Guys to guys... 00 : 28secs.
But Guys to ladies... 10
minutes :59 secs!!!

Why?
Because ladies to guys is always...
00 : 05 secs.
Because the only thing they say is
.
.
.
.
.
"PLEASE, CALL ME BACK. I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU" OR "PLEASE SEND ME
SOME CREDIT"
Re: Phone Call Summary by Acidosis(m): 8:39am On Aug 31, 2012
What do you want me to do, poster?
Re: Phone Call Summary by alleviate2002us(m): 8:59am On Aug 31, 2012
Acidosis: What do you want me to do, poster?

OMG....to pour out acidic laffta ofcourse!

Oga, what i posted is meant to be a joke...if it didnt seem so to you, my bad! Anyway the least u culd do is smile(just so u'ld know).

In the mean time therz alwayz a reality or hidden truth in evry good joke....Look 4it in the Post my frend.

Cheers.
Re: Phone Call Summary by dopeJemi: 10:38am On Aug 31, 2012
wow, i lyk dis, exactly how it is, nyc summary smiley
Re: Phone Call Summary by speeder(m): 10:44am On Aug 31, 2012
this is very coool, not funny though.
Re: Phone Call Summary by alleviate2002us(m): 1:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
dopeJemi: wow, i lyk dis, exactly how it is, nyc summary smiley

*smiles*
Re: Phone Call Summary by bunmioguns(m): 1:32pm On Aug 31, 2012
Acidosis: What do you want me to do, poster?


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Phone Call Summary by xpensivethony: 4:42pm On Aug 31, 2012
This might be true for some guys..as for me i spend most on my parents nd my brothers..
Re: Phone Call Summary by alleviate2002us(m): 5:58pm On Aug 31, 2012
xpensivethony: This might be true for some guys..as for me i spend most on my parents nd my brothers..

Do u mean at any point in time u'v not had a Gf?
Re: Phone Call Summary by Nobody: 6:13pm On Aug 31, 2012
alleviate2002us: Phone CALL SUMMARY.
_______________ ____
Guys to Parents... 00 : 59 secs.
Guys to friends... 01 : 10secs.
Guys to guys... 00 : 28secs.
But Guys to ladies... 10
minutes :59 secs!!!

Why?
Because ladies to guys is always...
00 : 05 secs.
Because the only thing they say is
.
.
.
.
.
"PLEASE, CALL ME BACK. I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU" OR "PLEASE SEND ME
SOME CREDIT"

i disagree with the girls's own
Re: Phone Call Summary by Nobody: 6:22pm On Aug 31, 2012
alleviate2002us: Phone CALL SUMMARY.
_______________ ____
Guys to Parents... 00 : 59 secs.
Guys to friends... 01 : 10secs.
Guys to guys... 00 : 28secs.
But Guys to ladies... 10
minutes :59 secs!!!

Why?
Because ladies to guys is always...
00 : 05 secs.
Because the only thing they say is
.
.
.
.
.
"PLEASE, CALL ME BACK. I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU" OR "PLEASE SEND ME
SOME CREDIT"
thanks for the info, beht price of garri remained d same Why??
Re: Phone Call Summary by alleviate2002us(m): 7:43pm On Aug 31, 2012
~vicky~:


i disagree with the girls's own

Its vry natural 4u not 2concur my dear, but in reality its not far 4rm d truth....Imagine goin out wit a guy and ur d1 hu does all d calling all d time?

Talk tru, u no go seek caution?
Re: Phone Call Summary by alleviate2002us(m): 7:54pm On Aug 31, 2012
booqee: thanks for the info, beht price of garri remained d same Why??

Ur type dey go market? LMAO....

My instincts tell me ur not far 4rm d subject described in d post.

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