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Craziest Sayings Ever! by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
1). The rich get richer and the poor get children. 2). I love my job. Only when I am on vacation. 3). I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I certainly don't fornicate my only short-coming is that I lie a lot. 4).Those who pretend to know-it-all are annoying to those of us that do. 5) When a couple is arguing over who loves who more,the one who gives up is the one who does. 6).Have you ever met some one that changed your life? Me neither. 7) A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge. 8}.Bad Spellers Untie! . 9). I’m looking forward to regretting this 10). Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I’ve yet to figure out why 11). Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. 12). I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode. 13). If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you. 14). A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey’s monkey! 15). §omewhere There’§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It’s True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You 16). Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile 17). Well if I called the wrong number, why did you answer ? 18). There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train. 19). Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling! 20). YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you’re all the same. ! hehehe 21). To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world 22). Do u believe in love at first sight? or should I bite? 1 Like |
Re: Craziest Sayings Ever! by Ezedon(m): 9:15pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Op at no 22 are talking about suarey? |
Re: Craziest Sayings Ever! by Caseless: 9:32pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Number 4,5 and especially that one that says: "i'm looking forward to regretting this"...gat me laffing *falls into folawiyo's tank farm* BTW, op, arrange ur post...especially the numbering, if u want it to make the frontpage . |
Re: Craziest Sayings Ever! by Miner13: 10:38pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
this #7 is just like na the person wey pass book shabi book |
Re: Craziest Sayings Ever! by Nobody: 11:45pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
caseless: Number 4,5 and especially that one that says: "i'm looking forward to regretting this"...gat me laffing *falls into folawiyo's tank farm*. Am glad you like it. My broda e be like nairaland get e own ms-word o. The post seemed well numbered while preparing it. |
Re: Craziest Sayings Ever! by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
Ezedon: Op at no 22 are talking about suarey?. LOL na you know o.
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Re: Craziest Sayings Ever! by Caseless: 4:18am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Teflony: . Am glad you like it. My broda e be like nairaland get e own ms-word o. The post seemed well numbered while preparing it.na so. Jst arrange am small |
Re: Craziest Sayings Ever! by Nobody: 9:44am On Aug 03, 2014 |
caseless: na so. Jst arrange am small. Finally figured it out. How do you like it now. |
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