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Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by DJNANCY: 6:04pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
U buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45... #MoneyCannotWaste. U buy 5alive N250, I buy orange+mango+pineapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient.. #MoneyCannotWaste. Nepa cut ur light, U pay sharp sharp, I wait, climb d pole for nite fix my wire back.. #MoneyCannotWaste. U buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains all d sugar... #MoneyCannotWaste U pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N150, stay room play and sing along #MoneyCannotWaste U dey chop pop corn of N1000 for cinema and I dey chop ground nut of N20 cinema..shey our mouth dey move, movie dey show go! #MoneyCannotWaste U buy red bull N300 to become active, I buy paraga N20, Am super active...mtcheww #MoneyCannotWaste U buy rosé (red wine), I buy zobo and add squaddy, all ną red wine... #MoneyCannotWaste U fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy N100 xpression attachment, I fine pass you...n guys don't know d difference #MoneyCannotWaste U go club for VI, buy hennesey of 40k, Me go one joint, buy alomo N200..all na highness #MoneyCannotWaste U pay N50 to watch match in a viewing centre, I stand outside to watch d match all na d same.. #MoneyCannotWaste... You buy bb touch 95k, I buy curve2 35k, shey all of us dey ping? Mtchewww.. Let's keep it rollong guyz... 7 Likes |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by dopeJemi: 6:48pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
mehnn, guy u try die |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by dopeJemi: 6:54pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
we go AY SHOW, u pay 20000k 4 vip, i pay 3000k 4 regular, we hear d same joke, i kan even laff pass u |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by Exponental(m): 7:54pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
Why carry runs girl wen ashawo is cheaper...........O.Y.O 1 Like |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by johnwizey: 8:31pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
U buy table water 4 200, i buy pure water 4 #10.....all na water |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by ebamma(m): 9:14pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
u pay 3000 naira to chop garri and soup for tantalizers i go mama iyabo bar go chop garri and soup with extra for 200 naira #money cannot waste |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by ebamma(m): 9:17pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
chelsea buy torres for 50 million him score 10 goals,we arsenal go buy van persie for 2.5million him come score 30goals after we sell am for 24 million give man united #money cannot waste 2 Likes |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by ebamma(m): 9:20pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
you go buy modem 5000 naira subscribe to data plan 2500 naira,me i go find wifi hotspot dey browse at no cost #money cannot waste |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:16am On Sep 03, 2012 |
Exponental: Why carry runs girl wen ashawo is cheaper...........O.Y.OReligion says both are sins, if so why should one pay to go to hell? 1 Like |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by MrHacker(m): 12:56pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
you enter plane 4rm Enugu to Abuja for 8k and i enter bus for 2k. *money cannot waste* |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by dopeJemi: 2:03pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
Mr Hacker: you enter plane 4rm Enugu to Abuja for 8k and i enter bus for 2k. *money cannot waste*i enter plane with 8k, i land kakaraka 4 airport, u enter bus with 2k, u die lik fowl *life cannot waste* no offence mah broda |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by dotuna3(m): 2:56pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
U go buy blackberry charger for SLOT for 3K I enter computer village buy d same charger for #600 I wise pass u nd money No waste |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by kcfresh007(m): 3:43pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
u go shoprite buy checkers for 5k,i go my dearest Aba go sow am for 1800/2k.all na checkers |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by PoloYoung(m): 3:49pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
In a year u dea spend 600k for ur girl, i dea spend 200k for ashawo |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by realsammie(m): 4:14pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
dopeJemi: i enter plane with 8k, i land kakaraka 4 airport, u enter bus with 2k, u die lik fowl *life cannot waste* no offence mah brodau enter DANA aircraft with 10k , u burn so tey ur people no recognise ( na only thru ur teeth dey carry recognise u) , and i enter bus land safely * my broda money & life cannot waste * |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by IbnTimothy: 6:01pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
DJ/NANCY: Jokes appart, this is a food for thought. We chase money all our life just to buy things we don't need to impress people we don't like ..... 9ja mentality!!! |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by dersk13: 6:46pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
Superb. U dey rock |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by dopeJemi: 8:27pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
realsammie:hahahahaha, who tell u say na dana plane i go enter |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by Nobody: 6:32pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
DJ/NANCY: joke grading = reward=10 nights with idowuogbo |
Re: Waste Of Money (d'jay Nancy) by aboyaji(m): 11:58pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
you spent 600k and 4 years for school d learn, me I spent 20k and 2years d learn work for Dangote hand then later employ you for my company as a driver. |
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