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Little Nancy's Pet by Arcani: 7:59pm On Nov 06, 2008
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's
because he's inside your stupid cat."
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Gabry(f): 3:57am On Nov 08, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked angry sad cry
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by dyabman(m): 5:08am On Nov 08, 2008
what a desert ! undecided
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Jeovy(m): 8:16am On Nov 08, 2008
kill the stupid cat again
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by krama(m): 11:58am On Nov 08, 2008
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by dani1luv: 12:05pm On Nov 08, 2008
:-x
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by princesa(f): 2:29pm On Nov 08, 2008
@poster
angel you've made my day cheesy
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by mykali(m): 6:22pm On Nov 08, 2008
chai, na this kain pikin wey gabry dey born. wiked lil' things. grin
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Gabry(f): 3:45am On Nov 09, 2008
Wetin concern me? sad
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 4:50am On Nov 09, 2008
Arcani:

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's
because he's inside your stupid cat."
WOWO . .   shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
wow. .  it came like a flash of lightling
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Gabry(f): 3:28pm On Nov 09, 2008
So are you gonna laugh?
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by mykali(m): 6:28pm On Nov 09, 2008
she no get teeh, so she cant.
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Arcani: 7:17pm On Nov 09, 2008
lollipop grin
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by mykali(m): 7:55pm On Nov 09, 2008
lolligop.
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 9:23pm On Nov 09, 2008
gabrywyl:

So are you going to laugh?
welll. . i think i'm gonnna save it 4 anoda day
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 9:23pm On Nov 09, 2008
mykali:

she no get teeh, so she can't.
angry angry angry
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by cbase: 9:36pm On Nov 09, 2008
anyone eva told yu, you look beautful when ur wear ur long face? alrite am telling you, DON'T you ever smile grin, you hear
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 10:09pm On Nov 09, 2008
thank you. . . kiss kiss kiss
but you know i need to smile sumtymes so i wont scare people off tongue
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Bbeee: 10:23pm On Nov 09, 2008
ceema y r u wicked n stubborn? embarassed
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 10:25pm On Nov 09, 2008
thanks 4 makin mi feel bad. . cry
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Bbeee: 10:28pm On Nov 09, 2008
sorry na, cry kiss but u no want i sleep dis embarassed
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 10:31pm On Nov 09, 2008
ehmmm. . but i dont wannna change it nw embarassed
[size=5pt]i've changed it thou but i'll change it back later [/size] kiss kiss
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Bbeee: 10:36pm On Nov 09, 2008
thanks pwetty grin
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 10:39pm On Nov 09, 2008
grin i'll be changin it back in 5 seconds tongue
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Gabry(f): 4:41am On Nov 10, 2008
Change and Ill shoot you angry
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 4:49am On Nov 10, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked i betta remove my shoe n' pick race.
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Gabry(f): 4:54am On Nov 10, 2008
Ahahahah! Just kidding. Come back hia pikin grin grin
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 4:56am On Nov 10, 2008
first put dat gun away before i think of comin back. . tongue
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Gabry(f): 5:30am On Nov 10, 2008
Why are you so worried? The gun shoot out bubbles nne. grin
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 5:37am On Nov 10, 2008
**sighs** u reli scared mi at first, i thought it was real tongue
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by cbase: 7:46am On Nov 10, 2008
Stop Dreaming angry
Re: Little Nancy's Pet by sima(f): 8:24am On Nov 10, 2008
wake mi up nw tongue

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