Let play a game fellow Nlanders

Everyone post an event which can occur but will definitely not occur

NB: If there is a thread like this, please let me know to avoid double posting

e.g

I had MTN midnight call with benizir bhutto and she told me that she'll be in Naija next week
Now let me post another

Sharks stadium, Port Harcourt has been chosen as the Location for the Final of the 2008 UEFA Champions League Competition

There is a thread just like this PHCN HAS ACQUIRED MTN or so.Its cool though

_{wedding bells ringing ding dong ding dong}


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Lil wayne fucking ja rule

Tony blair just keeps on flashing my celtel line.

NA WA OH!

Bill Gate is flashing my multilinks

Didnt bill clinton queue up tp buy fuel at obalende busstop?

same way nuhu ribadu asked me to forge a cheque of 10bn kobo for him

Wyclef called me and said he would not be able to make the trip to PH 2day for his show at Holy Rosary Girls Sec Schl

ituen, u dey mad.

My pet newt turned into a big green creature that could talk. He is now for sale!

i had a great nite wit Stella Obasanjo in bahamas on new years' day

damn, u are one big sonofagun!

FUCKING a dead atlanto!

Kronkykay records track wth notorious big and wins a grammy 4 the track.

madonna win miss africa

naiaraland now belongs to ME!

Just found out that Bill Gates is my blood brother.

bill gates is my houseboy
david beckham works in my farm

Am browsing with my Celtel line in Compton,California,USA

University of lagos plans to buy nnpc.

Clinton has admitted dat hes a nigerian.

TT don buy hummer.

Bill gates finally accepts me as his blood brother.

my wedding with bill gate is comming up in two weeks time!

Tony blair deh downstairs deh wash my car.

50cent sells orang at ajegunle

doc dre is a mechanic
ashanti is a LovePeddler along empire

Bill gate is my house boi

wen are u all gonna realise that osama bin laden takes advice from me before he takes action

i just finish having sex with Rihanna

well Kenn, cute as you are, I just might believe the story. . . _{oops did I say that out loud}

Well done guys,

Ur replies got me LMAO.


Today is my child's birthday and Elvis Presley, Lucky Dube and Alex-O will be present to grace the occasion. Tickets are up for sale at the following centres.

1. 3rd room by your left when u enter Aso Rock.

2. Shop 130, Obalende Market

3. The Mortuary, Military Hospital, Port Harcourt

We are holding a discount promo

Buy 1 ticket, get none free or Buy none, get all free