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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 8:21pm On Sep 05, 2012

bunmioguns:

you seem to be unique. . .yeeey, ur type dey very hard to finpéd oooo

etc

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:31pm On Sep 05, 2012

COMFIRM MATHS

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?

Akpors: 4 Books

...
Teacher: Now I'll ask you a tough one 1,789,365 Books + 23,678 Books…?

Akpors: LIBRARY.

GBAM!

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 8:32pm On Sep 05, 2012

~vicky~:

bunmi ad pearlz....please lets not create a scene here...lets keep this thread...cool ad lively

my dear no mind me jare....beside, *speaks quietly to her ear* hw well do u knw pearl hapi

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 8:35pm On Sep 05, 2012

@Vicky....Lets see who wins tonyt between u and I.....

I dey come, i wan go poo for outside

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:38pm On Sep 05, 2012

After suffering all manner of dirty writings in the hand of students, a block of classrooms has just been repainted & it's now glittering like gold.

A student in the school, Kpekus, got there & wrote on the wall: "God bless ouя principal foя doing this good job, please no idiot should write on this wall!"

Philo got there & wrote: "You'яe the first idiot to write on this wall Kpekus, I know youя
writing very well... Don't even try to come back here again, ok!"

Bashir wrote: "Stupid idiots, can't you both see that you'яe already messing up this wall? Nonsense you!"

Kola also wrote: "Aba, this is unfair & you guys all know the school must have spent a lot of money to get this place painted this way. Why? Why?? Why

"

Musa: "Kai, walai ta lai suma bi lai, Allah go punish all of una foя writing yama yama on this wall like this..."

John, their class teacher, got there & wrote: "I know y'all... Starting fяom you, Kpekus, down to Musa who wrote last on this wall, go to youя classroom & REPORT on youя knees immediately!"

Akpors, their Principal, got there & wrote: "Mr John, please report immediately to my office with all youя students..."

Abeg, as a passerby who is observing all of this drama, what would you do? If na me, I go write on the wall, "Dear Next Writer, Please this page is filled up, turn to the next page to make youя contribution."

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 8:53pm On Sep 05, 2012

i go pack all of dem go Bin Gbagbo Memorial Psychiatric hospital

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:02pm On Sep 05, 2012

bunmioguns: i go pack all of dem go Bin Gbagbo Memorial Psychiatric hospital

Bunmi!!

A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a Molestation case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars...

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:02pm On Sep 05, 2012

bunmioguns:

my dear no mind me jare....beside, *speaks quietly to her ear* hw well do u knw pearl hapi

she's a 9ce person and very friendly grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 9:07pm On Sep 05, 2012

Vicky: darling could u pls give me
25k 4my bathing soap?

Acidosis:whaaaat? Are u washing away your sins?"

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:10pm On Sep 05, 2012

Acidosis: Vicky: darling could u pls give me
25k 4my bathing soap?

Acidosis:whaaaat? Are u washing away your sins?"

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 9:15pm On Sep 05, 2012

^ ^ whats that pic 4?? ur inviting me ova 2 ur place 2nyt? grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 9:30pm On Sep 05, 2012

~vicky~:

she's a 9ce person and very friendly

friendly wey dey put me for trouble,even for ordinary nl sef•

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2012

~vicky~:

she's a 9ce person and very friendly

friendly wey dey put me for trouble,even for ordinary nl sef•sobs

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by larride(m): 10:13pm On Sep 05, 2012

@OP
Nice one Vicky. i dey enjoy you.

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 11:06am On Sep 06, 2012

Acidosis: ^ ^ whats that pic 4?? ur inviting me ova 2 ur place 2nyt?

yes.......... grin

pearl~hapi:
friendly wey dey put me for trouble,even for ordinary nl sef•

Pearl~hapi what do you mean?

larride:

larride:

@OP
Nice one Vicky. i dey enjoy you.
@OP
Nice one Vicky. i dey enjoy you.

really? thanks.more on the way

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 12:26pm On Sep 06, 2012

pearl~hapi:
jealous?did u hear that bunmi won a scholarship after the intro?lol

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 12:40pm On Sep 06, 2012

bunmioguns:

wasn't adressing you na

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dani1luv: 12:46pm On Sep 06, 2012

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 12:46pm On Sep 06, 2012

pearl~hapi:
jealous?did u hear that bunmi won a scholarship after the intro?lol

no, buh he won ur frndship cheesy

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 12:55pm On Sep 06, 2012

dopeJemi: no, buh he won ur frndship

u seeeee•how did he win my frndship?nlanders can conclude sha

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 12:58pm On Sep 06, 2012

pearl~hapi:
u seeeee•how did he win my frndship?nlanders can conclude sha

abegii, mah hear, tell me u guys r nt frnds nw

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 1:10pm On Sep 06, 2012

dopeJemi: abegii, mah hear, tell me u guys r nt frnds nw

well it depends on whu u call a friend and on what criteria u make ur own frnds•as for me the fact that I and someone are cool on a thread doesn't mean he's my frnd!{Looking at it from the definition of the word}

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 1:33pm On Sep 06, 2012

pearl~hapi:
well it depends on whu u call a friend and on what criteria u make ur own frnds•as for me the fact that I and someone are cool on a thread doesn't mean he's my frnd!{Looking at it from the definition of the word}

kay i hear, can we be cool 2 grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 1:42pm On Sep 06, 2012

dopeJemi: kay i hear, can we be cool 2

am cool with every nd anyone•so far u r a humanbeing that God createð

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 1:44pm On Sep 06, 2012

pearl~hapi:
am cool with every nd anyone•so far u r a humanbeing that God createð

after adam n eve, God created me grin

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