booqee: Haha! Dis is funny.lol! Me likey.....

Adecement2: Actual Answering MachineMessages.
*My wife and i can't cometo the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
*This is not an answeringmachine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name and your number and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.
*Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This isjohn's refrigerator. Speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
*Hi. Now YOU say something.
*Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, its you.
*Hello!If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll call sooner.

toygod2: Dun get it

toygod2: yeah,was xpecting dat compliment......
but

DO U KNW DAT UR TYPE OF UGLINESS IS SO RARE,THAT IT CAN ONLI BE FOUND IN APES
UR SO DUMB DAT,UR BRAIN CAN BE PUT INTO DAT OF A MOSQUITO,AND DIA WILL STILL BE MORE SPACE.......oboi,no try me o.

Abi u nor dey luk face,UGLY MONSTER

toygod2: yeah,was xpecting dat compliment......
but

DO U KNW DAT MY TYPE OF UGLINESS IS SO RARE,THAT IT CAN ONLI BE FOUND IN APES
I AM SO DUMB DAT,MY BRAIN CAN BE PUT INTO DAT OF A MOSQUITO,AND DIA WILL STILL BE MORE SPACE.......oboi,no try me o.

Abi u nor dey luk face,UGLY MONSTER

hottprince: wetin eye no go see hw ds 1 take funny.I no even smile
OP stat doin somtin worthwhile wit ur time

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Adecement2: mumu....

Xymc...:
Lwkmd. . Any1 hu tinks dis isn't 4ni shld go hug transformer. . .

Adecement2: since wen i join nairaland...Na only u i c say u get sense,n vicky,bt vicky dey switch!

Xymc...:
tnks man...

Adecement2: no 2 happy o...