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WHO KILLED IT? The Wife Or The Husband?? Dis Is Very Funny by Stegomiah: 10:32am On Apr 29, 2013
FACEBOOK INBOX BETWEEN WIFE AND HUSBAND !! MUST READ!!LOL

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ..
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you..?

WIFE: ...Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there
too...
Not in cage but laughing at YOU

WHO KILLED IT? The wife or the husband?? ahah
Re: WHO KILLED IT? The Wife Or The Husband?? Dis Is Very Funny by donted(m): 11:20am On Apr 29, 2013
Stegomiah: FACEBOOK INBOX BETWEEN WIFE AND HUSBAND !! MUST READ!!LOL

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

WIFE:.. Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ..
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you..?

WIFE: ...Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in ZOO.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there
too...
Not in cage but laughing at YOU

WHO KILLED IT? The wife or the husband?? ahah

You kill it
Re: WHO KILLED IT? The Wife Or The Husband?? Dis Is Very Funny by Stegomiah: 7:05am On Apr 30, 2013
donted:

You kill it

Tnx Man
Re: WHO KILLED IT? The Wife Or The Husband?? Dis Is Very Funny by aquaprin90: 1:16pm On Apr 30, 2013
Yes you really killed it..... grin
Too good...
Re: WHO KILLED IT? The Wife Or The Husband?? Dis Is Very Funny by TheGeneral1(m): 2:41pm On Apr 30, 2013
gteat!

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