Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years
& I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job
today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new
pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went
straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You
don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years,
although a good man is a far cry from what you've
been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining & griping Too bad that
doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut
last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was
'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me
not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I
didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I
prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just
borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work
it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I
quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But
when I got home you were gone.. Everything
happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you
won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.

Zulele:
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I
quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But
when I got home you were gone.. Everything
happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you
won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.

O boy! See bad luck!

cantell:
O boy! See bad luck!

Extreme badluck sef. @topic, nice letter.

People can twist story oooo. This story has been posted on this section a million and one times. Secondly, in the previous editions the man was the one that won the lotto not even the woman. Una don twist am