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Booze Quotes by ogorluv(m): 4:35am On Sep 08, 2012 |
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls. - Timothy Walsh A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - Anonymous What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... - Brian O'Rourke You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson |
Re: Booze Quotes by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:03am On Sep 08, 2012 |
But Homer Simpson is a fictional character |
Re: Booze Quotes by larride(m): 10:18pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Booze Quotes by JojoArmani(m): 10:32pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
waita pls give me anoda chilled bottle of bear and give every body in dis thread. @op is pepper soup also allowed? |
Re: Booze Quotes by ogorluv(m): 3:52am On Sep 09, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: But Homer Simpson is a fictional characterDude, this is the joke section not history channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Booze Quotes by ogorluv(m): 3:54am On Sep 09, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: waita pls give me anoda chilled bottle of bear and give every body in dis thread.Very allowed, but don't forget Homer simpson befor he kills somebody. |
Re: Booze Quotes by Lagusta(m): 9:12am On Sep 09, 2012 |
Sorry, I don't drink alcohol, only coke, fanta, malt, juice, tea, coffee, nd hot cocoa.... Are those also allowed |
Re: Booze Quotes by ogorluv(m): 4:03pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Lagusta: Sorry, I don't drink alcohol, only coke, fanta, malt, juice, tea, coffee, nd hot cocoa.... Are those also allowedHell no!!!!!!!!!!! |
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