A guy walks into a bar and says to the
bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year
scotch, and don’t try to fool me because I
can tell the difference.” The bartender is
skeptical and decides to trick the man with
a 5-year Scotia. The man takes a sip,
sowls and says, “Bartender, this crap is
5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year
scotch.” The bartender tries once more
with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip,
grim aces and says, “Bartender, I don’t
want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me
12-year scotch. “
Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year
scotch. The man takes a sip and sighs,
“Ah, now that’s the real thing:’ A
disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been
watching all this with great interest. He
stumbles over and sets a glass down in
front of the man and says, “Hah, I think
that’s really far out what you can do. Try
this one.”
The man takes a sip and immediately spits
out the liquid and cries: “Yechhh! This
stuff tastes like piss!” says the drunk.
“Now how old am I?”

Hahahahahaha
the old drunk most be a Nigerian