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Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 7:20pm On Jan 25, 2008
since case is closed,hails convicts into cell
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by tufe(m): 1:40pm On Jan 26, 2008
still speaking in tongues
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by clemcykul(f): 1:47pm On Jan 26, 2008
*accidentally bits tongue off*
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by tufe(m): 2:19pm On Jan 26, 2008
hmm, u dare mock the HOLY SPIRIT by saying i bit off my tongue while praying in His language, na you know oo. my hand no dey this one
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by Migines(m): 3:03pm On Jan 26, 2008
*slaps tufe*
c'mon shut up. Wat do u know bout d holy spirit?
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 3:06pm On Jan 26, 2008
he think say na dem local language
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by tufe(m): 3:14pm On Jan 26, 2008
*sits on the couch smoking my pipe and watching tales by moon light*
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 3:19pm On Jan 26, 2008
did you mean to say "mat"?
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by clemcykul(f): 3:23pm On Jan 26, 2008
*pipes gets stuck in tufes throat*
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ifyalways(f): 5:07pm On Jan 26, 2008
lol-ing
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by tufe(m): 8:37pm On Jan 26, 2008
you go lol till u die of hunger. you no go go chop
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ifyalways(f): 8:35pm On Jan 27, 2008
tufe,tufe,tufe angry angry angry
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Jan 28, 2008
tufe! ur personality makes my person amused grin grin grin grin grin keep up ur humour grin
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 10:21am On Jan 28, 2008
i dey laff because of the grammer wey dey fly
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ifyalways(f): 5:07pm On Jan 28, 2008
angry
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by chii: 4:32pm On Jan 29, 2008
AND THEN A HERO COMES ALONG,
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 4:55pm On Jan 29, 2008
and who are you?
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ifyalways(f): 7:06pm On Jan 29, 2008
probabaly the unknown soilder !
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 9:34pm On Jan 29, 2008
exactly
*shoots down the unknown soldier*
from now on,anyone without proper identification will be shot on sight
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by clemcykul(f): 9:29am On Jan 30, 2008
u know ur job
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 11:22am On Jan 30, 2008
yes now
certificate to kill with integrity
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by clemcykul(f): 3:04pm On Jan 30, 2008
gr8
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 3:06pm On Jan 30, 2008
now you know
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by tufe(m): 4:20pm On Jan 30, 2008
*spots ituen*

brings out gun and shoots.

just following orders
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2008
wrong target
reacquire your target and start all over again
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ituen(m): 4:34pm On Jan 30, 2008
notices laser dots on his stomach

Shouts to saucekid.

Na which amateur u give rifle? He doesnt even know where to aim. Abeg collect that gun from him
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by saucekid(m): 4:36pm On Jan 30, 2008
*collects my high powered laser beam barretta snipe gun*
gives him pistol with blanks to practise with
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ituen(m): 4:58pm On Jan 30, 2008
better
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by tufe(m): 5:11pm On Jan 30, 2008
*still with the blank pistol*

goes off and shouts ituen in the eye

still following orders, but this time, from someone else
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ifyalways(f): 6:34pm On Jan 30, 2008
dont try me ! cool
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by tufe(m): 7:06pm On Jan 30, 2008
who bring your mouth come here now ehn??
Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ifyalways(f): 7:15pm On Jan 30, 2008
who you talking to ?
fear fear ooooooh cheesy cheesy cheesy

bros chill life is good kiss

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