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Where Is My Meat? by BabaAlaji(m): 9:02am On Sep 09, 2012
There is a man who's in Joke island, went to the Quamedee market and bought 4kilos of meat then he now brought it to his wife to make some pepper soup and stew, she now did it and invite her neighbours and finished it without a single meat scape, d husband now returned she sarved him his food without meat.
d husband, where is my meat?
d wife, ooooo honey ur Cat
d husband, what happen 2my cat?
d wife, after i boiled d meat b4 i look dia's no meat
d husband, what!! U mean my cat?
d wife, gbam.
d husband now looked @d cat and he now brought his scale & put d cat on top, d cat weighed 4kilos he now said my meat is 4kilos then where is d weight of d cat? And if d cat is 4kilos where is d weight of my meat.





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Re: Where Is My Meat? by dboardman: 10:24am On Sep 10, 2012
I now visit nairaland, I now go to joke section, I now read ur yoke, I now wanted to laff, I now c hw u mumu reach, I now send u to 5years out of nairaland, I now close my case.
Re: Where Is My Meat? by Nobody: 11:20am On Sep 10, 2012
dboardman: I now visit nairaland, I now go to joke section, I now read ur yoke, I now wanted to laff, I now c hw u mumu reach, I now send u to 5years out of nairaland, I now close my case.
lol...i now
Re: Where Is My Meat? by BabaAlaji(m): 12:55pm On Sep 10, 2012
dboardman: I now visit nairaland, I now go to joke section, I now read ur yoke, I now wanted to laff, I now c hw u mumu reach, I now send u to 5years out of nairaland, I now close my case.
pls helep me delete am na.
Re: Where Is My Meat? by realsammie(m): 6:29pm On Sep 10, 2012
dboardman: I now visit nairaland, I now go to joke section, I now read ur yoke, I now wanted to laff, I now c hw u mumu reach, I now send u to 5years out of nairaland, I now close my case.
@op.. this is the joke because that trash u post up there is no joke

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