Own your life

Sorry o workers, your boss rules your world.

D boss says 'I', d leader says 'we'
D boss knows who is wrong, d leader shows what is wrong
D boss demands respect, d leader commands respect
D boss knows what is done, d leader shows how to do it
So be a leader, be not a boss.

U copied and pasted u shud try and be fairly ingenious when on nairaland. U are guilty of plagarism.

ok

My boss is an arsehole,I am not
My boss sucks d*ick and I dont
My boss is a paki I am not
My boss stinks and I dont
My boss looks like a paedophile and I dont
My boss looks like he doesnt wipe his bum when he finishes using the toilet, I do
My boss walks like he has one leg, i dont
My boss would get slapped the sh*t out of if he wasnt the boss, I wouldn't
My boss gets wasted on staff nights out, I dont
My boss doesnt deserve to be a boss, I do

When a guy knows too many girls, he is a womanizer. When a girl knows too many guys she is social.
Nonsense!!!

Now how does this shit affect the price of cassava flakes workers output?? i agree with the post anyway!

mruknaijaboy: ok

My boss is an arsehole,I am not
My boss sucks d*ick and I dont
My boss is a paki I am not
My boss stinks and I dont
My boss looks like a paedophile and I dont
My boss looks like he doesnt wipe his bum when he finishes using the toilet, I do
My boss walks like he has one leg, i dont
My boss would get slapped the sh*t out of if he wasnt the boss, I wouldn't
My boss gets wasted on staff nights out, I dont
My boss doesnt deserve to be a boss, I do

LMAO I love your style dude. Keep dreaming. Lol . Nice one

Valiantvaliant: 1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time he is thorough.
2. When you dont do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an id.i.ot. When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does it, that's initiative.
5. When you take a stand you're being bull-headed, when your boss does it, that's initiative.
6. When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules he's being original.
7. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office he's on business.
9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, its because he's overworked.

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html

Absolutely true

Rule no 1 -
THE BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT

Rule no 2 -
WHEN THE BOSS IS WRONG, REFER TO RULE no 1.

hornipipe: Stop the copy and paste
www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html

Then do ur own copy and paste let's see!!! Olodo

vislabraye: Very very true. Especially 1 and 4.
I have been in a situation when I had to mark scripts (maths,physics,fmaths,comp. Sci) for nine different classes. I was asked to solve the question and prepare the marking guide. In addition to that I was supposed to teach.
I was also compiling registar and students results.
When I couldn't make it on time they said I was slow and unserious.
Its good to be the boss anyway.

well ΰя oga accordin to wat ‎​ read.....he/she Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇.not nyc oooo

vislabraye: Very very true. Especially 1 and 4.
I have been in a situation when I had to mark scripts (maths,physics,fmaths,comp. Sci) for nine different classes. I was asked to solve the question and prepare the marking guide. In addition to that I was supposed to teach.
I was also compiling registar and students results.
When I couldn't make it on time they said I was slow and unserious.
Its good to be the boss anyway.

well ΰя oga accordin to wat ‎​ read.....he/she Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇.not nyc oooo

1.When your boss misses an offical call, he was very busy with something else BUT when you do, its a lackadaisical/rude attitude

2. When you boss sleeps on duty, he's very tired BUT when you do, you are being lazy/idle.

3. When your boss report late on duty, he went for other official assignment/the taffic was heavy BUT when you do, tongues wil start waggling.

4. When your boss destroy's official properties, it was a mistake and its fixed by the company BUT when you do, you are being careless and you are made to fix it.

The list is endless abeg.

Acidosis:
When you "fight "a customer, you are stu.pid and rude.
When boss "fights" his/her customer, "oga no mind them, na so all these our customers dey do.."

so so true

Lyth:

Easy dude, d OP here's guilty of plagiarism ...d point is wen u copy n paste, put d source_dnt make it seem lyk its ur brains behind wat u pasted. Kudos shld go 2 u 4 sharing it but let d original author get d glory.

NOTED

When your boss spend 15 mins on a call , it must be a very serious business contact , but when you are 5 mins on a call , it must be ur girlfriend. [get off that fone and bring me the file]

Horrible bosses! hard to please. Those who say they have never been under a boss and have their own company are likely horrible boss too.

Loving No.10!

Valiantvaliant:
10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, its because he's overworked.

When he applies for leave, it is because he needs a vacation in the UK.

na so all d boss na something else

What can we do to please them,not trying to please them at all?

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
Never had a boss, and never will have.

GROW UP BROTHER..

Amakamax:

Then do ur own copy and paste let's see!!! Olodo

When your female colleagues like you, you are daring your male boss; but when your male boss begin to look lustfully at the female subordinates in the office, he is a 'smart' guy.

Nice Quote

if you do some things to impress other it's high service, but your boss he is too much

Valiantvaliant: 1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time he is thorough.
2. When you dont do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an id.i.ot. When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does it, that's initiative.
5. When you take a stand you're being bull-headed, when your boss does it, that's initiative.
6. When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules he's being original.
7. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office he's on business.
9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, its because he's overworked.

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html

100%true.am tired of being bossed.the worst is the personal aspect of their approach to issues

hornipipe: Stop the copy and paste
www.anvari.org/fun/Job/Differences_Between_You_and_Your_Boss.html

What's your own? The OP quoted the source.

Tinyemeka:

What's your own? The OP quoted the source.

That was after being told to.
Btw , y did those who r complaining not bring the article to nl and share to all . You know , some of us are domiciled in nairaland.com

Tinyemeka:

What's your own? The OP quoted the source.

after i posted the link rat