Oga ketu who is a wheelbarrow pusher was sleeping in his wheelbarrorw when some students observing their rag day came to him shaking their noisy containers this woke him up and he asked 'wetin dey happen' they said oga contribute for CHARITY oga ketu jumped up smiling and he asked 'people dey contribute' yes sir they replied 'make we go house e dey there'said oga ketu. So they joined him on reaching home, oga ketu called his wife 'CHARITY! CHARITY!! God don answer our prayers ohhh..

B4 he turned the students don run

Two broke and hungry boys where sleeping together in a room when one started dreaming when he was watching the other one through a glass window in a resturant eating continental dishes but when he wanted to enter the bouncer at the resturant prevented him from entering after much struggling to enter which he was refused with some slaps n punches he saw his friend watching from inside but ignored him. This made the guy 2 wake up from sleep while his friend was still sleeping he gave the sleeping guy a dirty slap 'tawai' you think you wise u dey dey chop leave me outside abi u no wan make I join u 'Ur father'... The shocked friend still rubbing his cheek was like see me see wahalah oh

No be small fight we seperate oh

Write ur name in janpanese. A=ka, B=tu, C=mi, D=te, E=ku, F=lu, G=ji, H=ri, I=kl, J=zu, K=me, L=ta, M=rim, N=to, O=mo, P=no, Q=ke, R:shi, S=ari, T=chi, U=Do, V=ru, W=mel, X=na, Y=tu, Z=zi.
Type ur name & send let's see wat it looks lyk.
Lets Do It!!!

Akpos returned a missing purse 2 d owner in Yaba Market. D lady was so grateful but she looked inside, she got confused & said, "I had just a single N1,000 note b4 but now there are 10 notes of N100. How come?" Akpos said "Na me change am because d last tym I help person find a lost purse,she say she 4 giv me somtin but change no dey." Hahahahahahahaha...! Wishing U all a Swaggalucious day .....

What are friends for?!

A jamaican was makin love to his wife for the first time. He suddenly screamed JAH BLESS I, and ran out of the room, came back with a giant bucket of water, poured it on his wife's p...y. The frightened wife shouted, watta gwan, what you rasta man do dat for? The man replied, ''bomboklat! Woman this thing too sweet, me gwan dilute it, rememba me diabetic and sweet things no good for me rasta man!!=D (y)

Expect more because am here to express talent in grand style
Laff take water dilute am make e digest.

3 drunk guyz entered a Taxi, d taxi driver knowing dat dey were drunk just started d engine & turned it off again. He told Dem "We don reach dere. D 1st guy gave him money & 2nd guy said "thank u" bt D 3rd guy gav d driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinkin d 3rd drunked guy knew wat he did. Bt managed to ask "wat's dat 4?" D 3rd guy replied,"CONTROL UR SPEED NEXT TIME, u nearly killed us!!!

BOSS says to

SECRETARY: For a week, we will be travelling abroad, so make arrangements.

SECRETARY makes a call to her Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after yourself.

HUSBAND makes call to SECRET LOVER: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together. ...

SECRET LOVER makes a call to a LITTLE BOY whom she is giving private lessons: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for class. LITTLE BOY makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I don't have classes because my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together. Grandpa ( d BOSS ) makes a call to his SECRETARY: This week I am spending time with my grandson. We can't attend the meeting any longer.

SECRETARY makes a call to her HUSBAND: My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.

HUSBAND makes a call to SECRET LOVER: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

SECRET LOVER makes a call to LITTLE BOY whom she is giving private lessons: This week we will have classes as usual.

LITTLE BOY makes a call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company. Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements.



QUESTION -


WHO CONTROLS THIS CHAIN? Good afternoon pals, ve an Awesome afternoon....

my guy i dey feel u die. ori e fonka sibe. i Can't stop laughing

I know this was meant to be a joke.But i'm not laughing even though i'm trying to.Am i the only one?

hottprince: I know this was meant to be a joke.But i'm not laughing even though i'm trying to.Am i the only one?

yes you are...

yes u are not the only one not laughing, this is one copyrited nonesense frm protected copyright somewhere in umuahia.
jokes rating = zero.

hottprince: I know this was meant to be a joke.But i'm not laughing even though i'm trying to.Am i the only one?

My friend u r suffering from paralafomania and the only cure is a hot slap from a millitary man don't try police o as I said millitary man u hear. It will be well

ode remo: yes u are not the only one not laughing, this is one copyrited nonesense frm protected copyright somewhere in umuahia.
jokes rating = zero.

Chai mumu don sterilize your life finish ur own problem no be here o, u need go native doctor go trace am ODE

A pastor(hottprince) was cheating on his wife in a hotel with a church member when suddenly NEPA took the light so in a rush in d dark they both dressed up and checked out. on the pastor reaching home, he was warmly welcomed by his wife and usually, the wife helps him take off his cloths. on doing that, they both discovered the pastor was wearing a G-string pant and d wife screamed Jesus daddy wat is this where is your boxers d pastor still in shock hurrydly said mummy I wanted 2 supprise u I bought it and was testing it for you.

That na senior lie from d anointed one.

Here is ode remo story
Remo was forming sharp guy becaus he was busy banging another mans wife when he was nabbed by the man himself as a smart guy he claims 2 be and because the room was dark he tried jumping out of d window his usual stunt for escape only 2 realize d window nw had a protector...no be small when d man draged Remo outside we neighbours were all begging'chai see blood oga abeg u go kill am o'... Only for the man 2 respond I neva ever even start na him jam him head for window protector.

Na since dat day we come ODE b4 him name REMO= ODE REMO

Make una flex. This thread is free for haters o come in I knw all of you's story. The joke lord says so.

dvdon: Here is ode remo story
Remo was forming sharp guy becaus he was busy banging another mans wife when he was nabbed by the man himself as a smart guy he claims 2 be and because the room was dark he tried jumping out of d window his usual stunt for escape only 2 realize d window nw had a protector...no be small when d man draged Remo outside we neighbours were all begging'chai see blood oga abeg u go kill am o'... Only for the man 2 respond I neva ever even start na him jam him head for window protector.

Na since dat day we come ODE b4 him name REMO= ODE REMO

eya..hehehehehehehe