Reinhard Bonke came to
Okuokoko village in Delta
state for a convention. He
mounted the podium and
started preaching the
gospel. Barely 10 minutes
into the sermon, he noticed
that the congregation was
not catching up seriously.
He called on the nearest
man(Akpomiemie) and
asked him why they were
looking blank. Akpomiemie
answered “sir, dem no
understand your big
English". Reinhard Bonke
thought for a moment and
then asked Akpomiemie for
assistance. This is what
ensued:
Reinhard Bonke: "As it is
written in the bible".
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn
for bible side".
Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus
entered the boat with his
disciples".
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus
fall inside canoe with him
palles"
Reinhard Bonke: "As the
boat was sailing there was
a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the
canoe dey remove na im
yawa come gas"
Reinhard Bonke: " the
storm was so great that it
was like a whirl wind".
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na
die so tay kasala burst
enter".
Reinhard Bonke: " the
disciples became so afraid
and they shouted master
master"
Akpomiemie: "na im liver
drop him palles, dem begin
hala bros eh, bros eh".
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got
up and calmed down the
wind"
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus
rise up come arrange the
yawa".
Reinhard Bonke: " He
turned to his disciples and
said, 'oh ye men of little
faith'".
Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus
look him palles, shake him
head say 'UNA FALL MY
HAND' ".
Reinhard Bonke: “the
disciples replied and said
what manner of man is
this?
Akpomiemie: him palles
come hala say sho, 'Bro J,
which levels? , YOU BE
WINSH!!!

Though you tried wit the way you hav modified it but I must tell you that the joke is not new @ all, i av seen it on my fb page abt 3 months ago

It was nice to read this again. Warri nor dey carry last

brand new joke from the oven indeed!

mikuz:

brand new joke from the oven indeed!

BADBELLE never acepts good yokes no matter what.
*squeezes his neck*

you see yaself?
See wetin night school don do you.
What is 'Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'''
wetin that one mean?
Oldu papa like you!

bad market,you are an i.di.ot!!

bunmioguns:

Though you tried wit the way you hav modified it but I must tell you that the joke is not new @ all, i av seen it on my fb page abt 3 months ago

yes, i confirmed ur lie.

Where is d joke?

Jamesmelbin:

yes, i confirmed your lie.

What do you mean, dt ur brother is lying, haa, bright and Mikus!!!, wetin I go do to dis guy

bunmioguns:

What do you mean, dt your brother is lying, haa, bright and Mikus!!!, wetin I go do to dis guy

hmmm! U be my brother and my brother lied.