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Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by dejiswaggs(m): 5:01am On Dec 07, 2011 |
Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man(Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English". Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued: Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible". Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side". Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples". Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles" Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm" Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas" Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind". Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter". Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master" Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros eh, bros eh". Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind" Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa". Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, 'oh ye men of little faith'". Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him palles, shake him head say 'UNA FALL MY HAND' ". Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this? Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say sho, 'Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH!!! 1 Like |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by bunmioguns(m): 5:27am On Dec 07, 2011 |
Though you tried wit the way you hav modified it but I must tell you that the joke is not new @ all, i av seen it on my fb page abt 3 months ago 1 Like |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by ARareGem(f): 6:58am On Dec 07, 2011 |
It was nice to read this again. Warri nor dey carry last |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by mikuz(m): 7:57am On Dec 07, 2011 |
brand new joke from the oven indeed! |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by badmrkt(m): 10:47am On Dec 07, 2011 |
mikuz:BADBELLE never acepts good yokes no matter what. *squeezes his neck* |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by mikuz(m): 10:55am On Dec 07, 2011 |
you see yaself? See wetin night school don do you. What is 'Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!''' wetin that one mean? Oldu papa like you! |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by mikuz(m): 10:57am On Dec 07, 2011 |
bad market,you are an i.di.ot!! |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by Jamesmelbin(m): 4:55am On Jan 03, 2012 |
bunmioguns:yes, i confirmed ur lie. |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by bright007(f): 8:23am On Jan 03, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by bunmioguns(m): 5:50pm On Jan 03, 2012 |
Jamesmelbin: What do you mean, dt ur brother is lying, haa, bright and Mikus!!!, wetin I go do to dis guy |
Re: Brand New Joke Form The Oven! ''warri Pastor!'' by Jamesmelbin(m): 10:00am On Jan 04, 2012 |
bunmioguns:hmmm! U be my brother and my brother lied. |
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