One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God…”Lord, I have a problem!”

“What’s the problem, Eve?”

“Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”

“Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above.

“Lord, I am lonely. And I’m sick to death of apples.”

“Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”

“What’s a ‘man’, Lord?”

“This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He’ll also need your advice to think properly. He’ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack.”

“Sounds great,” says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. “What’s the catch, Lord?”

“Yeah, well…. you can have him on one condition.”

“What’s that, Lord?”

“You’ll have to let him believe that I made him first.”

seen it before but nice!

nightnurse, how about you crawling into my room tonight?

wadayasay?

So this my phrase has bcom a regular chyking phrase.

@kronkykay
i don't crawl sorry

if that makes u happy, why not

She meant running away

who asked u

running away to kuvuki

@clemcykul
no running away to u, pls open ur arms

I knew it. clemcykul nd nightnurse. space for one more? not for me tho

who asked u again?

hmmm

kronkykay:

seen it before but nice!

nightnurse, how about you crawling into my room tonight?

wadayasay?

Steer clear please,

Nightnursieeeeeeeee, tha's a good one

Thts wat nld is about

tj_tj:

Thts what nld is about

what?

To tlk duh

yea I get it.
but she . . . .

@faketan,

where are u please lets continue where we stopped am back

hey baby I am back

U faketan am callin u out for a duel

yea I am here. Come on if you can stand meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wen do we fight

Here and now

Choose your weapon

Choose first

In fact it should be man to man. No weapon

Roflmao
c dis children o.

Migines:

Roflmao
c this children o.

Do u want to be part of the fight.

In fact we will reconcile and face you

Lol, pmpl, lmao, ROFLMAO

*faketan gives me some money nd makes me changes ma mind*migines come out