bin gbagbo: dvdon, all the guys you have there are my brothers and we cant compete each other, if u want us to compete, give us a match(NPJC) .This section has 3 camps, PROJAN(Bunmi,donkollione, larride,BG, vicky. . .) NPJC(Sutoboy,homar etc) and the OTHERS(MOGUL, BORN2FUCK etc)



thank you

~vicky~:
please dvdon "jejely" remove Larride from the joke contest...dat dude no sabi joke worlahi

dvdon:
Hmmm but on what grounds maam
Its for the viewers 2 judge sha

mormoni: bros I wil deal with u if u try argue with Vicky ASWER no risk am

dvdon:
Hmmm but on what grounds maam
Its for the viewers 2 judge sha

~vicky~:
please dvdon "jejely" remove Larride from the joke contest...dat dude no sabi joke worlahi

bin gbagbo: dvdon, all the guys you have there are my brothers and we cant compete each other, if u want us to compete, give us a match(NPJC) .This section has 3 camps, PROJAN(Bunmi,donkollione, larride,BG, vicky. . .) NPJC(Sutoboy,homar etc) and the OTHERS(MOGUL, BORN2FUCK etc)



thank you

dvdon: Respect brodas this is a peacefull war[s][/s] sorry contest not just sujected to dis 3 but every one dat sees himself as a joke king drop ur jokes and let NLer's rate. I know this has been up b4 but this is fresh n mordern.
Its a test for creativity and talent.
Viewers be d judge on dis
NB: yabbing is allowed

larride:

Sharap dia, wetin u know about Jokes? mtchews



Thanks jare my Presido




You should know that I'm a Professor that scrutinize jokes here and pass off mark. Don't worry though, I'm sharpening my machete for cool jokes.. stay tuned.




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larride:

Sharap dia, wetin u know about Jokes? mtchews

dvdon: Let me drop this from my achive

A pastor was cheating on his wife in a hotel with a church member when suddenly NEPA took the light so in a rush in d dark they both dressed up and checked out. on the pastor reaching home, he was warmly welcomed by his wife and usually, the wife helps him take off his cloths. on doing that, they both discovered the pastor was wearing a G-string pant and d wife screamed Jesus daddy wat is this where is your boxers d pastor still in shock hurrydly said mummy I wanted 2 supprise u I bought it and was testing it for you.

That na senior lie from d anointed one.

dvdon: Let me drop this from my achive

A pastor was cheating on his wife in a hotel with a church member when suddenly NEPA took the light so in a rush in d dark they both dressed up and checked out. on the pastor reaching home, he was warmly welcomed by his wife and usually, the wife helps him take off his cloths. on doing that, they both discovered the pastor was wearing a G-string pant and d wife screamed Jesus daddy wat is this where is your boxers d pastor still in shock hurrydly said mummy I wanted 2 supprise u I bought it and was testing it for you.

That na senior lie from d anointed one.

larride:


Wait a minute, do you call this a JOKE? I'm outta this thread

What rubbish

~vicky~:


paste yours lets see

larride:


Wait a minute, do you call this a JOKE? I'm outta this thread

What rubbish

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dvdon:
If u strong drop ur joke no dey intemidate urself

bunmioguns: dear friends no insults please am a girl and am an undergraduate, i ve been in a relationship for almost two years now but sometimes last year my partner broke up with me for no good reason, we departed for close to 8months then i was so lonely nd always unhappy because i felt he was maltreating mebecause he knows i love him so i met a guy who love me for who i am and stood by me all through, we fell inlove and started dating, our relationship is now four months old and my ex is now turning up, and wants me to come back am so so confused because i still love him but i have a relationship and my present boyfriend is madly in love with me. Pls advise me