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Where's My Mojo? by equlibrium(m): 4:45pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said, "But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday. |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by Seun(m): 4:48pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Hehe. Nice one. |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by equlibrium(m): 4:53pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
BABA MI!!! Thank u, if u compliment, d rest of nlnd can burn 4 all i care!!! |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
sycophant! anyway truth be told the joke rocks for sure an gonn'a name my dog fc>k |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ituen(m): 2:50pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
This topic abt sex is old |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ThugLife1(m): 3:14am On Jan 12, 2008 |
Hahahahahahhaha |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by Neyoyo(m): 4:29pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
Funy joke. |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ifyalways(f): 6:43pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
sweet joke from a sour poster. |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by tjtj1(m): 6:30am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Ify lol |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by clemcykul(f): 8:22am On Jan 14, 2008 |
ify :ohmmmmm |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by Migines(m): 8:47am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Hmmm |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by tjtj1(m): 4:53pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
I wil join this hmm club |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by brimbrack(m): 5:29pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
nice joke, am LMAO |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by tufe(m): 5:33pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
hehehe |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ifyalways(f): 6:55pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
hohoho hmmmmmmmn |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 7:48am On Jan 15, 2008 |
Tanx yall 4 appreciatin my stuff, and 4 dose who hav accused me of bin a fence sitter, its usually greener on both sides of d fence so y choose?? @ ifyalways, ya, sure we all knw u can do "IT" in all ways, question is, are u any good in anyway? @ Migines, abeg talk ur mind!!! @ All of u who liked my joke, part 2 coming soon, |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ifyalways(f): 4:47pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
now gunpoint you either face your enemies or your friends wud face you. |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 5:04pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
@ifyalways, E didnt make ur support 4 me public so i had 2 land u dat slap, Bt i askd a valid ques, R u any good?? or ur always means always, Guess my impersonation act aint befittin my status Same ol' me!!! |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by Creamychic(f): 5:47pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Tw0 thumbz up |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ifyalways(f): 5:57pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
two legs up. @gunpoint try anoda number |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by Migines(m): 6:35pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
@ify wat re ur legs doing up? |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by tufe(m): 6:47pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Migines: hummmmmmm |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ifyalways(f): 7:00pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
trying to come out with a bigger,brighter and better map of NL. real artists draw with their legs hanging high up. |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by tufe(m): 7:05pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
soon as u get the map, please send it to me with a pic of you legs up high |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 7:30pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Beta still, lemi see it 4 myself, i am a gud shooter as well as a gud drawer!! All u hav 2 do is open wide!!! |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ifyalways(f): 7:33pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
some soured sores shitting split shits. phew |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by tufe(m): 7:37pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
beast of burden, could you please chill here. cant you see i'm having a conversation with the lady. Gosh, all these pests |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by TheSly: 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Wow!!! for the first time. . . .no *angry * icon in your post. . . . . |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by tjtj1(m): 7:41pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
~Sly~(*_*):lol |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by gunpoint(m): 7:54pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Jst means i like p*&^y, even the hostile ones dude!!! |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by ifyalways(f): 7:55pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
gunny cork and shoot ! |
Re: Where's My Mojo? by Migines(m): 7:57pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Hmmm |
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