Why do women have legs?

So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen.

because every human has legs

That's not exactly always true rhodalyn

what human being doesnt have legs then?

You never seem people with no legs. You never seen anything? Go for holiday in Pakistan or Iran.

those are disabled people

yes, some are born with no legs too or accident.

wow.women ave legs so dey can shake it fast,show u wat dey ave got

chrisd:

yes, some are born with no legs too or accident.

those aint really normal one's

they may look not look the same as other people but they are normal like anybody else.

yes they are but they are unlucky one's so therefore they're not like all humans that have legs

Some people are not as smart as others too, so they are subnormal too?

use your own knowledge to answer that

So, with the same reasoning, people without legs are like all humans that have legs.

yes except there a difference

The same as there is a difference between smart persons and not so smart ones, or ones who use glasses and others don't.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can’t stand to see a man having a good time.

Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why is a woman’s p***y like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q. What’s the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman’s mouth?
A. Albert Einstein’s d**k.

Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.

Q. Why did God make man first?
A. He didn’t want to have a woman looking over his shoulder.

Q. What do you call that useless piece of skin around a p***y?
A. A woman.

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
you done wrong?
A. Made her chain to long.

Q. Why was the woman crossing the road?
A. Who cares? What the f**k is she doing out of the kitchen?

Q. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They let the woman do it after she finishes the dishes.

Q. Why is a laundromat a bad place for a boy to pick up women?
A. Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q. What’s love?
A. The delusion that one woman is different from another.

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Q. What do you do when the dishwasher won’t work?
A. Kick her in the ass.

Q. What do you call a 300 pound woman?
A. Fat.

Q. Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named after women?
A. Because what starts off as a small blow ends up taking half your house.

Q. How can you tell a woman is really trashy?
A. She brings a date to her wedding.

Q. How can you tell a woman is really ugly?
A. A cannibal takes one look at her and orders a salad.

Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. Why is a fat woman like a moped?
A. They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want you r friends to see you on either one.

Q. Why can’t you trust women?
A. How can you trust something that can bleed for five days and not die?

Q. What is the best thing about a Mouth Gig?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

Q. What do women and Jell-O have in common?
A. They both wiggle when you eat them.

Q. What is the definition of a woman?
A. A life support system for a p***y.

Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

Q. What 2 things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
A. Her legs.

Q. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service?
A. It’s called UPMS - they deliver whenever the f**k they feel like it.

Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced.

cool, really cool.

idiot,thas soooo cool,thanks

ariba, you're still alive?

wesly wetin be ur own sef? u no dey read say na joke section be dis and 4 your info we no dey do gramma competiton here, haba, easy on me abeg

We need to Change the direction of this post.

Why do men have legs?

@ Idiot, Now i know where u got your name from, anyway u tried sha, but try sending the stuff about men too.

Brymore:

wesly wetin be your own sef? u no dey read say na joke section be this and 4 your info we no dey do gramma competiton here, haba, easy on me abeg

okay. jokes

Brymore has herpes and halitosis. it runs in his family

ariba deserves to ***.


rate my jokes.

@ topic!: this is the most stupid and useless topic ive ever seen in Nairaland. Why not ask why men have legs?. nonesense.

@ idiot: infact total idiot. Are u alright? U know what all these things that u said are infact for ur mother, grandmother and sisters. u heard. stupid fool. I hate such stupid good for nothing jokes about women such guys like u always try to make women worthless. As if u were better. stupid ass!!

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Queen B:

@ topic!: this is the most stupid and useless topic ive ever seen in Nairaland. Why not ask why men have legs?. nonesense.

@ idiot: infact total idiot. Are u alright? U know what all these things that u said are infact for your mother, grandmother and sisters. u heard. stupid fool. I hate such stupid good for nothing jokes about women such guys like u always try to make women worthless. As if u were better. stupid ass!!

Take it easy sis !!! It aint nothin but jokes !!!

Its a bloody joke,get real.Damn,can't believe these people

I-man has a short penis

you know, i find it so difficult seeing the humour in sexist jokes. im out of here.

For us to drag them apart, and hammer the [long] nail into place.

Idiot you are really an Idiot

you got me laffing so hard

To run away from the broke ass dude to the guy with the dough!