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Nigerian Girl by ObiomaA: 10:24pm On Sep 16, 2012
If you want to date Indian girl, you must
know how to sing
If you want to date American girl, you must
be honest
If you want to date English girl, you must
know be brilliant in your field
If you want date to Chinese girl, you must
know kung-fu
If you want to date Russian girl, you must be
white
If you want to date Brazilian girl, you must fix
your front teeth
If you want to date Ghanian girl, you must be
black
If you want to date Italian girl, you must be
sex enthusiast
If you want to date NIGERIAn girl, you must
be
Re: Nigerian Girl by Tascocent(m): 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2012
You must b able 2 buy SUYA and ready 2 eat d Onions.......lolz.
Re: Nigerian Girl by ObiomaA: 11:17pm On Sep 16, 2012
grin
Re: Nigerian Girl by Lagusta(m): 11:56pm On Sep 16, 2012
U must be able to buy 4 her: iPhone 5, BB bold 5, and nokia E5.... Why all the 5s seff...
Re: Nigerian Girl by Caracta(f): 1:03am On Sep 17, 2012
You must be all that and more
Re: Nigerian Girl by Caracta(f): 1:04am On Sep 17, 2012
Lagusta: U must be able to buy 4 her: iPhone 5, BB bold 5, and nokia E5.... Why all the 5s seff...
because WOMAN is a five-letter word...lol

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Re: Nigerian Girl by switnjl: 1:31am On Sep 17, 2012
if u want to date a Nigerian girl u must be ....... MUMU

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Re: Nigerian Girl by PoloYoung(m): 3:54am On Sep 17, 2012
U must be givin her MONEY MONEY MONEY to meet up with EBELE'S WIFE
Re: Nigerian Girl by ObiomaA: 7:08am On Sep 17, 2012
switnjl: if u want to date a Nigerian girl u must be ....... MUMU

So u be mum*??
Re: Nigerian Girl by Ariyke: 10:55am On Sep 17, 2012
Tascocent: You must b able 2 buy SUYA and ready 2 eat d Onions.......lolz.
badt guycheesy
Re: Nigerian Girl by JojoArmani(m): 12:26pm On Sep 17, 2012
U must be able to prayerful.grin
Re: Nigerian Girl by godwah(f): 2:59pm On Sep 17, 2012
u must be rich nd ready 2 spend.
Re: Nigerian Girl by Nuezha(m): 6:18am On Sep 18, 2012
...You must be deaf to nagging
blind to other women
crippled to night crawling
controllable like a soup spoon
sleeping like a watchdog
waking up like a guard
available like a jobless man
dependable like a shotgun
disposable like a used cartrige
earning like a politician
loving like an obsessed teenager
...

No woman is satiable!!!
Re: Nigerian Girl by aniscoblue: 9:30pm On Sep 21, 2012
IF YOU WANT TO DATE SOUTH AFRICAN GIRL NKO?
Re: Nigerian Girl by odizzy: 5:27pm On Sep 22, 2012
If dis is all i hv to be, den fu*ck nigerian girlz mehn, dia pus$i na gold?
Re: Nigerian Girl by ddthinker: 2:02am On Sep 23, 2012
if you want to date a Nigerian girl you must be a sharp guy!

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