Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,059 members, 7,953,196 topics. Date: Thursday, 19 September 2024 at 12:13 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status (50047 Views)
A Girl's Facebook/bbm Status Updates / Olodo Facebook Status / A Girl's Facebook Updates (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply) (Go Down)
Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by francababy(f): 3:40pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:- "Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man♥." . ,, ,, . ,14 DAYS LATER:- "Never make sum1 a priority when u're just an option to them..!" . ,, ,, . 2 DAYS LATER:- "I HATE love so much!" . ,, ,, . 3 DAYS LATER. "I'm happy to remain single and I will never fall in love again." . ,, ,, . 5 DAYS LATER:- "I'm looking for a man to love and treat me right." . ,, ,, . 15 DAYS LATER:- "When u deeply fall in love with a right person, u realise why it didn't work with anybody else but him. I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. " . ,, ,, . 8 DAYS LATER:- "smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!" 258 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by 1stola: 3:52pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
. 8 DAYS LATER:- "smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!" 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 4:04pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Lol 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Ditoya(m): 4:05pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
And it goes on and on till they are ready for life 2 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by shypapa(m): 4:06pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by frainc(m): 4:08pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
funny but its true 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by divex(f): 4:17pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahah u guys r funny |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by 24in7: 4:22pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Observers are worried 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Miner13: 5:31pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Harbosede02: Lolplease do not tell this is true. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Miner13: 5:38pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
divex: hahahahahahahahahahahahah u guys r funnyrevealing the real female fb update |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Teespice(f): 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
reminds me of katy perrys song: hot n cold indecisiveness sha it is well. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by shegxi(m): 5:46pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Hahahahahaha. ....dis post is so tru, our gals are funni |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by prettyjo(f): 6:17pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
funny.....my mind told me dat dis must reach firstpage.Tnk God i got a space |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by obyrich(m): 6:19pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
This got me laughing hard. Funny. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 6:50pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Viewing this topic: angry girls 3 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by seankay(m): 7:17pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Naija babes sha.SMH,They are all d same 2 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status. After money rituals, yahoo plus etc do you think a dude will give a damn about you? All he'll care about will be your thighs. Girls are so myopic, they expect that an already made guy would drop from heaven to them. Half of such girls arent brilliant in every meaningful sphere, so how can they recognise a potential "already made guy"? Talk politics...they go mute. Talk history...they become a newborn baby. But talk about shopping, clubbing, frivolities etc, then you become their REAL MAN. All they want and think about is money. If DANGOTE should dress like an ordinary man and walk up to them, they are going to mess him up cos their dumbness dont know who is who not to talk of recognising people. Feel free to correct me. 185 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 7:50pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Try talking to one of these girls, the next thing they do is raise their shoulders above you...as if they can boast of more than #10,000 in their account which is just a savings account...as if they are tiwa savage- God bless her cos she was totally humble and caring the day i met her. No wonder her wedding gulp #30million in a marriage to my one time childhood friend who his her manager, a guy dat showed managing abilities from our childhood when he managed "monkey posts"street soccer competitions. My point is: right will always meet right while wrong meets wrong. Stop beign wrong. 37 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by IAMBREEZY: 8:00pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Hahaha so true. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by ChiSun27(m): 8:17pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Try talking to one of these girls, the next thing they do is raise their shoulders above you...as if they can boast of more than #10,000 in their account which is just a savings account...as if they are tiwa savage- God bless her cos she was totally humble and caring the day i met her. No wonder her wedding gulp #30million in a marriage to my one time childhood friend who his her manager, a guy dat showed managing abilities from our childhood when he managed "monkey posts"street soccer competitions. Guess u r from my village...u get mouth jare. 2 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by mencade6: 8:37pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Miner13:ever since i came into her life, she is consummated with so much laughter and elation. Miner, ask harbosede if na lie i talk. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by majalisa(m): 11:40pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Ditoya: And it goes on and on till they are ready for lifeor menopause 7 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Sapeleboy(m): 12:10am On Nov 29, 2013 |
that is a 9ja babe for you |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 6:34am On Nov 29, 2013 |
lol,vry true. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by obalolaunited(m): 7:02am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Very funny @op Pls permit me to copy ur post wanna post it on my dept. Whatsapp group page @ tribaleast your so on point you need to see Hw they go after guys with car keys in front of Mozambique hall and Angola car park only for them to claim they are virgins and cannot cook for any guy on nairaland. 4 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by francababy(f): 7:07am On Nov 29, 2013 |
obalolaunited: Very funny @op Pls permit me to copy ur post wanna post it on my dept. Whatsapp group page @ tribaleast your so on point you need to see Hw they go after guys with car keys in front of Mozambique hall and Angola car park only for them to claim they are virgins and cannot cook for any guy on nairaland. hahaha...you are free to copy my post. What school are you that has Mozambique hall and Angola car park? |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Ansasan(f): 8:31am On Nov 29, 2013 |
lol sinners repent biko |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Emilord(m): 8:59am On Nov 29, 2013 |
francababy:that's hotels in OAU ile-ife 6 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Ruq: 10:34am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Take out Nigerian from the topic; Although it's common among Naijian girls but not not all. Just that a large majority of'em are bleeped. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by kajole(m): 11:59am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Harbosede02: Lol you this girl why you dey follow me up and down? Why? |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Teenzy(f): 1:26pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
@OP...lol..be nice!! |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by francababy(f): 1:32pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Teenzy: @OP...lol..be nice!! I am nice my dear. I am just honest. 1 Like |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply)
Say What? One Customer's Bill At A Lagos Nite Club Yesterday. (pic) / When You See Your Uncle That Said You Can Never Marry. / Funny Memes That Could Light You Up
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 24 |