Where is Outstrip? Hope say she never enter the kain condition wey catch me some months ago?
Where is David? David don go marry no tell Him Online Antys?

Outstrip has either turned into an Andrea Bottecelli groupie following him from tour bus to tour bus or ask Chaircover, she was the one seen last begging Outstrip to patronise her shop in Lagos and Ibadan to buy the mountain goats she wants to take to the italian mountainside, or so the story went


As for Davidylan, he was last seen opening a thread to apologise to Nairalanders and was saying he was coming down with flu. Unbeknown to him that Scientists have recently discovered that the symptoms of flu and unrequited love are quite similar. . . Now why did Ileke-idi's name ssuddenly cross my mind. Ha, I geddit, she promised to follow me to night vigil tonight, yeah that's it

Busy_body:
Outstrip has either turned into an Andrea Bottecelli groupie following him from tour bus to tour bus or ask Chaircover, she was the one seen last begging Outstrip to patronise her shop in Lagos and Ibadan to buy the mountain goats she wants to take to the italian mountainside, or so the story went


As for Davidylan, he was last seen opening a thread to apologise to Nairalanders and was saying he was coming down with flu. Unbeknown to him that Scientists have recently discovered that the symptoms of flu and unrequited love are quite similar. . . Now why did Ileke-idi's name ssuddenly cross my mind. Ha, I geddit, she promised to follow me to night vigil tonight, yeah that's it

Heheheheeee, no more kwesuns.

debrief08:
Heheheheeee, no more kwesuns.

What do you mean no more quezshun, or you meant to say Chaircover should be subponaed with immediate alacrity before Nairaland Court to come and explain herself If not that Outstrip sef like awoof, how can she trust Chaircover! How can you trust a lady who sells wedding dress and mountain goats in the same shop ehn

mountain goat you mean those with bia bia shouting meeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

i think nwa mama dey do residency, no ask me how i take know

armyofone: mountain goat you mean those with bia bia shouting meeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

i think nwa mama dey do residency, no ask me how i take know

Ha, you get liver oh for reducing Outstrip's isi-ewu-peppersoup-thoughts-inducing thoroughbred mountain goats, and comparing them to a local he-goat with biabia My hand nor dey oh

Ehn, you mean you know something juicy! How about since Outstrip is not around, you tell me the full gist and I compensate you by going to borrow 2 of her goats to show your culinary skills, one for peppersoup and the other for some juicylicious suya. Do we have a deal or do we have a deal

Busy_body:

What do you mean no more quezshun, or you meant to say Chaircover should be subponaed with immediate alacrity before Nairaland Court to come and explain herself If not that Outstrip sef like awoof, how can she trust Chaircover! How can you trust a lady who sells wedding dress and mountain goats in the same shop ehn

why I no go sharrap? See me here full of hormones no balloteli, no van persie, no Ronaldo, my mates are doing groupie, should i not be in sober reflection?

chaircover: This busybodi has been missing her meds. Na Jenny dey find goat for outstrip o! me I was jejely selling tura to OAM4jenny and stalking mr Vicker

What is happening oh? Why are all of una chasing man? Which one una wan coome gimme na?

debrief08:
why I no go sharrap? See me here full of hormones no balloteli, no van persie, no Ronaldo, my mates are doing groupie, should i not be in sober reflection?

Don't worry, when your son gets a little older, he will provide you with a "cover" to go and meet your favourite star too. Don't say I told you, but it is what Chaircover does, she pretends she is taking her daughter to greet Van Vicker and Justin Bieber

chaircover: This busybodi has been missing her meds. Na Jenny dey find goat for outstrip o! me I was jejely selling tura to OAM4jenny and stalking mr Vicker

Aunty Chaircover stop winking at me, I don't have the power to let you off, its out of my hand