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Thou Shall Not Open This! by hclacid(m): 5:21pm On Sep 17, 2012
U dey do opening prayer 4
Night Club.
- Na God go slap ur mouth.
U come back from dubai dey
form British accent.
- Na rat go chop ur mouth
U be house boy u come dey play
Rick Ross - I am the Boss.
-4 where na.....mumu
U dey add water to egg say e
go plenty when u fry am.
- Why u no add yeast join
am....olodo.
U no go university, and u dey
find ur name for NYSC posting.
- Na yeye dey worri u.
House dey burn, you wan use
gas do fire extinguisher
- Hahahahaha....u don die.
U de say Terry G's music dey
inspire u
- unto which level!! madness
U carry candle dey look for
where fuel dey smell from.
-continue u go soon see am
U call MTN to tell dem say your
free browsing has stopped
working.
- Lolzzzzzzzzz... ..mad man
When pastor talk say 'Do
something crazy for the Lord'
You come carry church offering
run
- na who wan chase u?.....

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