When you are dating, Farting is never an issue
When you are married , You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband, at all times

When you are dating, He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married , He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating, He holds your hand in public
When you are married , He flicks your ear in public

When you are dating, A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married , A King size bed feels like an army cot

When you are dating, You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married , You think to yourself, "Was he ALWAYS this hairy?"

When you are dating, You enjoyed pre-intimacy
When you are married , You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone"

When you are dating, He hugs you, when he walks by you , for no reason
When you are married , He grabs your boob any chance he gets

When you are dating, You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married , You wonder who will die first

When you are dating, Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married , When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating, He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married , The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area

When you are dating, He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married , He says "It's your job."

When you are dating, He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married , He thinks they are all out to steal you away

When you are dating, He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married , He develops a "blank" stare

When you are dating, He calls you by name
When you are married , He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.

nice one,not all are true though

ol boy na lie!
reverse is the case ask the marrid couples in this land, life gets jollier and jollier abi i lie

sweetie isnt it so?

So it is beiby.

u see, told ya

I agree with you Clem. Im thinking of picking a 2nd wife

How situations change

Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin.

Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin.

Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin.

Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin.

Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin.

tessy dey wash him tear tear boxers 4 backyard, and he dey here dey dream of naijagurly,

*chei huggs tessy* si ur life? wen i said i dint trust this iteun guy u said if not iteun ull rather die, u see am :-m

come lemme hook u up wid any eligible bachelor

ituen:

I agree with you Clem. I'm thinking of picking a 2nd wife

i don dey suspect dis guy for some time now
chei ituen
if u try am eh, this nairaland go small for two of us


@migines and clems
thanx for informin me
i don suffer

make una helep find the girl wey hn want put sand sand for ma garri

@tess
no wory we go handle am court marshall style
@girl wey wan snatch ituen
newhere u are u either come and we do justice or u stay der and i bring justice to u. Its ur call.

its their call
shey na glo,mtn or celtel?
because i wan introduce kuvuki network

The very best.

tessybaby:

i don dey suspect this guy for some time now
chei ituen
if u try am eh, this nairaland go small for two of us


@migines and clems
thanx for informin me
i don suffer

make una helep find the girl wey hn want put sand sand for ma garri

Baby relax and cool ur temper

I'll seek ur approval before i go naughty

@Mig and Clem
Una no go put sand sand for my garri oh

Na u be d sand 4 ur own garri.

enemy of progress! ci as u change mouth tess happy re-union
ill deal wid naijagurly 4 wanting to smuggle iteuns emotion to her hrt


*hugs miggie* ours is 4 beta 4 worst *searches miggs face for affirmation *

migs face i very blank

uses a duster to wipe saucekids reply away* chei ol boy na so u dey

but na true i talk now
the guy face blank. . . . . . .ask am

@clem
of c0s honnie. 4 beta 4 worse thru fire, volcano, avalanche and hurricane.
*hugs and kisses*

the guy face straight sha
commendable

This is true love! Nigger!

yess indeed it is

clem i go love ooooo

lola searches nairaland 4 an available bachelor since tufe has bin fucking up lately

*places advert outside my condominium mansion, . , . . . . apply within*

Hi,watzup?if he decided to fulk up,i can make u everly hapy which wil be a big chalenge to him.Trust me.

hmmm alfa musa ,

u are yumping

wat else does he do better than that. . . . . . .