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Italian Mother by BernieBoy(m): 10:12am On Apr 13, 2006 |
Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Mama can''t help but notice how pretty Anthony''s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom''s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I''ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don''t suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it, but I''ll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email: "Dear Momma, I''m not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I''m not saying that you didn''t take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony" Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma. "Figlio mio, I''m not saying that you ''do'' sleep with Maria, and I''m not saying that you ''do not'' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Momma" |
Re: Italian Mother by micklplus(m): 10:42am On Apr 13, 2006 |
Great but, i've read it before and i think its even somewhere on this forum Cheers |
Re: Italian Mother by Z4M4eva(f): 11:29am On Apr 13, 2006 |
Haha! Ace joke! very funny! |
Re: Italian Mother by spikelord(m): 12:35pm On Apr 14, 2006 |
Nice one, so momma's thoughts were true |
Re: Italian Mother by jayemkay(f): 8:28pm On Apr 14, 2006 |
she's like the super smart mother! as in this is hilarious! |
Re: Italian Mother by larger20(m): 1:42am On Apr 17, 2006 |
nice |
Re: Italian Mother by diddy4(m): 7:15am On Apr 17, 2006 |
;d |
Re: Italian Mother by kellygirl(f): 9:07am On Apr 17, 2006 |
i love that woman,she is just like my momma,very curious to know everything |
Re: Italian Mother by Excellency(m): 9:54pm On Sep 01, 2006 |
smart mama |
Re: Italian Mother by iice(f): 4:30am On Sep 02, 2006 |
Hehehehe wise |
Re: Italian Mother by dabby(f): 4:14pm On Sep 05, 2006 |
really smart woman. |
Re: Italian Mother by yetimama(f): 5:17pm On Sep 05, 2006 |
for her to be so smart, she must have done it before |
Re: Italian Mother by Oracle(m): 8:40pm On Sep 05, 2006 |
Read this one before |
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