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Kelewa Again by dani1luv: 4:00pm On Feb 28, 2009
BEN wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents'(gabby n kelewa) bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom(gabby) and says, "Mommy(gabby), every night I hear you and daddy(kelewa) making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

gabby is taken by surprise and says. "Oh, well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

Ben says, "That won't work."

gabby says, "Why?"

Ben replies. "Because the lady next door (tytylayor) comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Re: Kelewa Again by Ben13: 8:29pm On Feb 28, 2009
must gabby be refered to as my mom kiss
Re: Kelewa Again by CrazyMan(m): 2:55am On Mar 01, 2009
Lmao very funny. ;d
Re: Kelewa Again by dani1luv: 4:37pm On Mar 01, 2009
Thanks wink
Re: Kelewa Again by Gabry(f): 3:14am On Mar 02, 2009
Why do you biys always calls me mom?
Re: Kelewa Again by CrazyMan(m): 6:11am On Mar 02, 2009
Because you're old enough to be their mother.
Re: Kelewa Again by Gabry(f): 6:46am On Mar 02, 2009
since when and says who?
Re: Kelewa Again by tytylayor: 8:38am On Mar 02, 2009
embarassed embarassed u wnt mke d guy leppa ni?
Re: Kelewa Again by CrazyMan(m): 8:44am On Mar 02, 2009
Abeg help me ask am.
Re: Kelewa Again by Gabry(f): 9:04am On Mar 02, 2009
Tyty, I forggoten what is leppa. , Is it like lepa shandi am confuse
Re: Kelewa Again by CrazyMan(m): 10:46am On Mar 02, 2009
You don't have to be sweety.
Re: Kelewa Again by romsky: 11:41am On Mar 02, 2009
pardner u r on track
Re: Kelewa Again by CrazyMan(m): 12:05pm On Mar 02, 2009
Thank you.
Re: Kelewa Again by dani1luv: 12:36pm On Mar 02, 2009
u r welcome
Re: Kelewa Again by lordmassac(m): 1:41pm On Mar 02, 2009
tity, why you dey blow kelewa up na
Re: Kelewa Again by lordmassac(m): 1:44pm On Mar 02, 2009
tity, why you dey blow kelewa up na
Re: Kelewa Again by D1KeleVra(m): 2:14pm On Mar 02, 2009
Nobody dey blow me up.

@Dani
lol.Nice one. Nice joke.

tytylayor:

embarassed embarassed u wnt mke d guy leppa ni?

I be lekpa na! Na why Dani talk say u dey try inflate me.lol
Re: Kelewa Again by Gabry(f): 1:28am On Mar 03, 2009
because of bla bla bla bladibla
Re: Kelewa Again by Lolabbey: 2:44pm On Mar 03, 2009
u no go change
Re: Kelewa Again by lordmassac(m): 2:55pm On Mar 03, 2009
I be lekpa na! Na why Dani talk say u dey try inflate me.lol
Your own na lepa shandy or lepa gbigbe grin cool
Re: Kelewa Again by clemcykul(f): 2:57pm On Mar 03, 2009
non of the above
Re: Kelewa Again by D1KeleVra(m): 6:30pm On Mar 03, 2009
Thanks clem.
Re: Kelewa Again by dani1luv: 7:33pm On Mar 03, 2009
You are Welcome
Re: Kelewa Again by D1KeleVra(m): 6:44pm On Mar 20, 2009
Move jor!
Re: Kelewa Again by dani1luv: 6:57pm On Mar 20, 2009
to wia~ angry
Re: Kelewa Again by D1KeleVra(m): 12:09pm On Mar 21, 2009
Enter gutter i don't care!
Re: Kelewa Again by lordmassac(m): 1:49pm On Mar 24, 2009
non of the above
you be puma, oya, you too de be. i ask you question angry angry
Re: Kelewa Again by clemcykul(f): 3:03pm On Mar 24, 2009
*smiles and sings "it doesnt really marra"*
Re: Kelewa Again by CrazyMan(m): 6:30pm On Mar 24, 2009
It really matters.
Re: Kelewa Again by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Mar 25, 2009
to you i blif
Re: Kelewa Again by aristole(m): 5:52pm On Mar 25, 2009
so
Re: Kelewa Again by clemcykul(f): 12:47pm On Mar 26, 2009
so therefore dont interfer cuss u gat no biznis in diz shit!

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