A lawyer was proud that his son decided to follow in his footsteps and wished him good luck as he left for law school. After graduating with high honors the son went to join his father’s firm.

At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office, and said, “Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you’ve been working on for ten years!”

His father responded: “You idiot, we could have lived on the funding of that case for another ten years!”

One night a blonde was at a club enjoying a drink after a long, hard day at work. Behind her sat a ventriloquist who was yelling out blonde jokes - which were making every one roar with laughter.

After listening to him banter on for 5 minutes she stands up, goes over to him and yells “I resent that!” The ventriloquist started apologizing to her as much as he could.

The blonde looked at him and said, ” You stay outta this, I”m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

she was refern to his drink!

ha ha,dumb father,dumber son

Ha ha. Dumb everybody.

Well done clem

This is ur 2nd joke posted on this forum. Abi this one na mistake?

U don try sha

good one clemcy

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must u talk?

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