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My Girlfriend! by babarazy: 7:46am On Sep 20, 2012
PLS I NEED UR ADVICE! ITS URGENT
.
.
.
.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS SO
STUPID THAT.......
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice
bottle because it said "concentrate."
3.She tried to drown a fish.
4. She got locked in a food store and
almost starved to
death.
5. She took a ruler to bed to see how long
sheslept.
6. when She heard that 90% of all crimes
happened
around the home, she moved.
7. when she missed the 44 bus, She took
the 22 bus
twice instead.
8. She went to the airport and saw a sign
thatsaid
"Airport Left" She turned around and went
home.....
9. One day, she came and Told me that
she was Hit
By a Parked car..

Dear Pals,
Should I keep her or send her away?
Re: My Girlfriend! by mormoni(m): 9:08am On Sep 20, 2012
You are very senseless!!! U copied all dese stuffs from somewhere nd paste em here to deceive us....slowpoke

*pisses on his head
Re: My Girlfriend! by Asabaman(m): 10:14am On Sep 20, 2012
mormoni: You are very senseless!!! U copied all dese stuffs from somewhere nd paste em here to deceive us....slowpoke

*pisses on his head
Is this part of the madness or u are just being stewpid? this is joke section man. go get a life. @joke, u try jaree. leave haters to hate on
Re: My Girlfriend! by JB789: 10:26am On Sep 20, 2012
nice
Re: My Girlfriend! by JB789: 10:27am On Sep 20, 2012
nice[color=#990000][/color]nice
Re: My Girlfriend! by JB789: 10:27am On Sep 20, 2012
nice[/co[color=#006600]lor]nicenice
Re: My Girlfriend! by JB789: 10:28am On Sep 20, 2012
[color=#006600][/color]nice
Re: My Girlfriend! by JB789: 10:29am On Sep 20, 2012
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Re: My Girlfriend! by mormoni(m): 11:55am On Sep 20, 2012
Asaba man: Is this part of the madness or u are just being stewpid? this is joke section man. go get a life. @joke, u try jaree. leave haters to hate on
who is dis buffalo?? Suffer life!!!

*shegs
Re: My Girlfriend! by Asabaman(m): 12:21pm On Sep 20, 2012
grin
mormoni: who is dis buffalo?? Suffer life!!!

*shegs
Another madman in the house. *removes my boxers wear it on my head and start dancing asonto*
Re: My Girlfriend! by mormoni(m): 12:25pm On Sep 20, 2012
Asaba man: ;DAnother madman in the house. *removes my boxers wear it on my head and start dancing asonto*
we are now frends my fellow mad man

*shakes his hand, removes my joysticks nd joins him to dance etighi
Re: My Girlfriend! by babarazy: 12:38pm On Sep 20, 2012
Asaba man: Is this part of the madness or u are just being stewpid? this is joke section man. go get a life. @joke, u try jaree. leave haters to hate on

Thanks my man. plz, dont exchange words wit dat fool.
Re: My Girlfriend! by Asabaman(m): 12:47pm On Sep 20, 2012
babarazy:

Thanks my man. plz, dont exchange words wit dat fool.
*Grab his neck bite his ear off and continue with my azonto*
Re: My Girlfriend! by mormoni(m): 12:47pm On Sep 20, 2012
babarazy:

Thanks my man. plz, dont exchange words wit dat fool.
Amadioha! Look at dis miserable thing calling me a fool.....am not surprise anyways


*leaves thread immediately
Re: My Girlfriend! by babarazy: 6:20pm On Sep 20, 2012
mormoni: Amadioha! Look at dis miserable thing calling me a fool.....am not surprise anyways


*leaves thread immediately

fool of d first order *smh*
Re: My Girlfriend! by mormoni(m): 7:28pm On Sep 20, 2012
babarazy:

fool of d first order *smh*
I know u hav watched legend of the sicker.......jhu

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