I love a good joke and these really made me laugh. Enjoy!

Hiccup Medicine

A man walks into a drugstore and asks the Pharmacist, "do you have any medicine for hiccups?"
"Turn around" the pharmacist says. The man turns around and the pharmacist smacks him hard on the back of his head. "What did you do that for?" the man splutters angrily. "Well," the pharmacist says, "it has been proven that a sudden shock sometimes cures hiccups. As you can see, you're not hiccupping anymore".
"Of course i'm not you idiot," the man screams, "it's my son at home who has hiccups!"

Timing Is Everything

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"


Sad Story

Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."

At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car, "

Haha, why would he leave the room key in his car?

OMG!!!! The last joke, now that's HILARIOUS. They r gonna have to go back down, and then come back up again! Noo, that's hilarious.

Funny jokes.

l.o.l. I loved all 'em jokes.

chei!!! well he'll have to do that all alone,
d guyz wud have to wait 4 him up there while he pays for his carelessness,

hahaha really laughed at the last on!

dts som wicked tin 2 do at d 51st floor
i will wait for him 2 go and bring it and den we continue from there

all they need to do is to wait for him
at the 51 floor
no need for all of them to go tog
let him carry his cross alone.

@poster, nice ones

yeah nice one!

Nice joke.

sholabanke:

all they need to do is to wait for him
at the 51 floor
no need for all of them to go tog
let him carry his cross alone.

yep im down with u there

and u think the guy would go down to get the keys and go back up? If na me, i go just go one cool spot to chill out with chilled udemecious!

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I think the last is whimsical dan others.
They would have to go back together,else if he goes alone,he won't come back to drop the key.LOL.

I'm rich
Omo if i de part of those other two i go make sure i whoop the guys ass for wasting our time.