A CHINESE hospital has introduced a special machine to collect sperm "automatically". The screen on the machine plays porn while the "sperm collection pipe" adjusts according to the height of the donor. Users, who must wear a condom, can also adjust the machine's frequency, speed, force, and temperature.

According to Doctor Zhu Guoxin, director
of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital in Henan Province, the machine has been used for six months by around ten men a day. However, contrary to internet reports that the machine is used for sperm donation, Doctor Zhu said it is mainly used by infertile men to collect sperm for medical examinations.

He said: "The best way for sperm donation is still masturbation, as condoms may have spermicidal powders or layers. "This machine is mainly for the use of medical examination for infertile men, some of whom have difficulties masturbating to collect sperm”.

Coming soon to a hospital near you, folks...

If Nigerian man catch this machine,e go carry belle....