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| I Don't Have!!! by Xymc1(m): 5:02pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
For a very long time, a guy had been battling with a leak in his roof.One night, there was a heavy downpour, he had to move from one corner of his room to the other to avoid drops from his roof. This made him to have a sleepless night. The next morning, he decided to fix the roof. After scouting for ladder in his neighbourhood, he tried to climb to the roof. Climbing wasn't easy, he panted and sweated but successfully climbed to the roof. As he was about to fix the damage, he heard a knock on his door. He yelled from the top of the roof; who is that?. A tattered looking beggar showed up at the ground and said; excuse me, can i see you?. The guy asked; what is it that you want to tell me?. The beggar replied; just spare me a minute. The guy climbed back to the ground, looking tired and asked; what can i do for you?. The beggar said; can you give me N20?. The guy thought for a while and said; follow me. The two of them started climbing to the roof, panting and gasping for breath. They both got to the top of the roof. After panting for one minute, the guy turned to the beggar and said; i don't have!. 1 Like |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by dopeJemi: 5:14pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Omg! Lwkmd4h, it serves him ryt |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by scottN(m): 5:16pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
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| Re: I Don't Have!!! by dopeJemi: 5:17pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Dis shud be d joke of september. Very nice 1 |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by dani1luv: 5:32pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Well done |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by odizzy: 5:45pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Omo u dn finish me, evry bdy around me jus dey tink say i dn dey mad, laff wan kil me 4 here o!! |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by larride(m): 6:03pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
| This is great. the beggar own don done be that. |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by Xymc1(m): 8:08pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Wow. . I've neva had dis much encouragin comments within a short time before. . .tnks 2 u all... I guess joinin PROJAN was a realy big step. . . As the Social Director of PROJAN i pledge my allegience to do my best in this section to make it a better place.. 1 Like |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:59pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha I LAF SOTEY I URINATE FOR MY LAND LORD HEAD!!!!!! VERY NICE JOKE THERE!!! AND I AM STILL LAFFFFFFING!!!! Muhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by mormoni(m): 9:06pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Xymc...:Yes boss! Projan rocks. Very nice joke by you More grease to ur elbows |
| Re: I Don't Have!!! by larride(m): 10:23pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
PROJAN ROCKS |
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