WORDS YOU CAN ONLY HEAR FROM AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN !!

1. Insult upon injury
2. Nonsense and Ingredient
3. If I sound u ehh, I will soonslap you
4. How Far?
5. Can I see your particulars?
6. Anything for me sir?
7. Are you mad?
8. Half-caste
9. Next tomorrow
10. Make I come block you dia
11. Lie, Lie
12. See me see trouble oh
13. Shift small for me lemme sit
14. Abeg vamus / Abeg commot
15. Nonsense say wetin happen
16. Abomination
17. Over my dead body
18. God forbid bad thing
19. I need to retouch my (h)air
20. Any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot
21. Na wa oooo
22. Tell me something
23. Why do you want to knowmy name?
24. Abeg joo
25. Can u imagine.....
26. Wonders shall never end/cease
27. Tofiakwa (and some people feeling janded will sayTUFI!!!!)
28. Chei, Kai
29. Oya me we dey go
30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere
31. Come and Escort Me
32. Stop at that junction overthere
33. Borrow me your pen/biro
34. Still yet
35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
36. You are so annoying
37. Why? Because Y has a long tailand branches
38. What is the time? Quarterto buy your own
39. Effico
40. ITK- I too know
41. Muumu
42. How are you? 'We're managing'
43. And so what?
44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive
45. Your face look familiar or similiar
46. You are so daft
47. NFA- No future ambition
48. Are you already ready?
49. That is so dry!
50. My belly is full
51. Did they sack you?
52. I trekked all the way here
53. Where is the toilet, I wantto piss
54. I want to drink cold mineral
55. Which ones now?
56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me
57. Jacker
58. Your head is not correct
59. Have you seen that film before?
60. Just imagine!
61. My school fees money
62. No wahala!
63. Revise back small
64. Oya, shake body
65. Shine your eye
66. Carry go
67. Don't try me o
68. Enough effizzy
69. Nna, You chop?
70. Ashewo bastard!
71. What happen?
72. We must wash am!

Add your's, Keep it rolling.....

come you forgot to add g a a r i?

Who come tell you say na only person wey dey average dey speak those words na,original pako like you dey form butty for NL,I laff your face.

chucky234: Who come tell you say na only person wey dey average dey speak those words na,original pako like you dey form butty for NL,I laff your face.

true talk bro, dat's y, i used d word average combining of both....

this is funny, cuz i have a nigerian friend who says 85 % of these sayings...lol

ivorybabe88: this is funny, cuz i have a nigerian friend who says 85 % of these sayings...lol

hahahaha ivory!! dat ur friend must b a typical nigerian.