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Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by jaguda(m): 9:00am On Jun 14, 2006
1. Insult upon injury
2. Nonsense and Ingredient
3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
4. How Far?
5. Can i see your particulars?
6. Anything for me sir?
7. Are you mad?
8. Half-caste
9. Next tomorrow
10. Make i come block you dia
11. Lie, Lie
12. See me see trouble oh
13. Shift for me lemme sit
14. abeg vamus
15. nonsense say wetin happen
16. Abomination
17. Over my dead body
18. God forbid bad thing
19. I need to retouch my hair
20. any word with 'bloody' eg bloody fool, bloody liar
21. Na wa oooo
22. Tell me something
23. Why do you want to know my name?
24. I beg joo
25. Can u imagine,
26. wonders shall never end,
27. Tofiakwa
28. Chei, Kai
29. Oya
30. Hold on I want to branch somewhere
31. Come and Escort Me
32. Stop at that junction over there
33. Borrow me your pen/biro
34. Still yet
35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
36. You are so annoying
37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
39. Effico
40. ITK- I too know
41. Muumu
42. How are you? 'We're managing'
43. and so what?
44. I want some assorted biscuits eg Rich tea, Digestive
45. Your face look familiar, similar
46. You are so daft
47. NFA- No future ambition
48. Are you already ready?
49. That is so dry!
50. My belly is full
51. Did they sack you?
52. I trekked all the way here
53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
54. I want to drink cold mineral
55. Which ones now?
56. He was trying to toast me
57. Jacker
58. Your head is not correct
59. Have you seen that film before?
60. Just imagine!
61. My school fees money
62. No wahala!
63. Revise back small
64. Oya, shake body
65. Shine your eye
66. Carry go
67. Don't try me o
68. Enough effizzy
69. Nna, You chop?
70. Ashewo bastard!
71. What happen?
72. We must wash am!
73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
74. You f--k up!
75. No be soooo!
76. I will see you today, athink?
77. Cold iced water!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 9:24am On Jun 14, 2006
YOU FORGOT

AM COMMING
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by beyunce(f): 9:37am On Jun 14, 2006
U forgot



Na by like dat
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 9:42am On Jun 14, 2006
you also forgot
goslow

tarfficator

i hear the smell
how are you
do you know who i am

hold mebefor i beat that person

you will see pepper

today na today

your mother

your father


god punish you


tapping current
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by jaguda(m): 9:58am On Jun 14, 2006
mamaput, u be real naija person. i no want make am as long as the 101 ways to annoy people but with una help i fit dey edit una comments join.

wat about

i hail oh

bros
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by beyunce(f): 10:24am On Jun 14, 2006
you will see pepper


i go show u pepper.

Mamaput u really ave been on.
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by micklplus(m): 10:57am On Jun 14, 2006
Still yet

Reverse Back

You go fear now

Carry go

Why are you CRACKING your brain?

Na levels

Big Boy
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 11:53am On Jun 14, 2006
Come on. . . -- when you're forcing someone to do something

I repeat again. . .
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kitaun(m): 12:37pm On Jun 14, 2006
AS IN

WHO BE DAT

WETIN DEY HAPPEN

NOTHING DEY HAPPEN

NO SHAKIN

MY HEAD IS SCRATCHING ME

ITS A LIE

OL BOY

MAN MI

PADDY MI
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Kintayo(f): 2:43pm On Jun 17, 2006
What of:

Wetin man go do
My person pepper neva red oooo
ol boy i no gbadu una
I no get crawn for hand
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by ify2love2(f): 3:33pm On Jun 17, 2006
what about,


water don pass garri

no yawa

kasara don box

na me an you today

you no know me
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mesampy(f): 10:59pm On Jun 17, 2006
what about



GOD DEY OH,NA POOR MAN PRAYER
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 10:05am On Jun 18, 2006
break and pay
how body
useless idiot
foolish
jew guy
jjc
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Shagari2(m): 1:46pm On Jun 18, 2006
Mamaput you've broken a few f may ribs! lmao!! grin

Here are some

Cribs for crisps

Cornflakes for all cereals

Banana for plantain

pali for passport

419

you wan rice

yansh (bottom)

wetin u carry
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by bluenubian(f): 2:14pm On Jun 18, 2006
UP NEPA !! even my parrot could say that

see me see wahala!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kajad(m): 2:54pm On Jun 18, 2006
come chop,
who send you
scratch me card now
ewu
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by omogenaija(f): 9:10pm On Jun 18, 2006
u 4got

my friend

i will show u pepe



eeya


wetin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 9:37pm On Jun 18, 2006
Detergent is always "Omo"

Seasoning is always "Maggi"
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by omogenaija(f): 9:41pm On Jun 18, 2006
Zahymaka:

Detergent is always "Omo"

Seasoning is always "Maggi"

LMAO cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by prinsuvz(m): 3:37am On Jun 19, 2006
You so ugly you make onions cry.
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by prinsuvz(m): 3:37am On Jun 19, 2006
Yo momma so fat that her picture is heavy.
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by shotta(m): 3:42am On Jun 19, 2006
cool temper no
ABOMINATION!!!!
GOD FORBID!!!!!
IT BE LIKE SAY

putting a rr sound inplace of the tt or dd sound
ex:purring-pudding
sarurday-saturday
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by diddy4(m): 4:48am On Jun 19, 2006
you guys forgot some

wetin come happen now

ehhe you wan make i cry

man must wak

do me i do you God no go vex

u chop crase

ebe like say u don dey mad

no long thing

which parade

nothing do you

omo how far

omo see me ooo

yawa don gas

chicken don open yansh

(this is one is mostly said by ajegunle boys)
no make me forget bottle for your stomach.

e go be now.

after later
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 6:58am On Jun 19, 2006
more girls

They are showing Julius Cesar in our school i have to sleep there
i need provisions
i will take cola and chicken
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by eveseh(f): 7:10am On Jun 19, 2006
na wah ooooooooo
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 7:11am On Jun 19, 2006
Go and buy me mineral

"Ah Think" you know. . .

Yarn me
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kamsy(f): 1:20pm On Jun 19, 2006
Nna na wa o!

Gbese!

We dey manage!

This is nigeria for you!

I.M

Na naija we dey,anything can happen!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by jaguda(m): 1:22pm On Jun 19, 2006
whooooo sai

fa fa fa fa fowl

shine ya eye

e dey pose

nkiruka (boobs)

azuukaa (ass)

i dey ur line

i dey gree ur own

how una dey?

if we are going to compile words/phrases from a naija person, there will be 1o editions in a year.

we go dey block

ain ga un now ( see ya later - PH)

i dey roll
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kamsy(f): 1:29pm On Jun 19, 2006
Enough gist dey!

Which levels you dey!

my hair dey grow dada!

Why you dey fall my hands.

They don hammer!

Nothing dey happen
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by shotta(m): 6:55pm On Jun 19, 2006
ooo oga we dey for here
bakassi
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Mystique(f): 3:17pm On Jun 21, 2006
Don't Forget these,

1. Na Today?

2. I go control you

3. Wish ones na?

4. Nothin do you?

5. Den know you?

6. You go fear?

7. Any how nyaga nyaga na

8. Pepper rested and crested.

9. Yahoo Yahoo Boy

10.Wish levels?

11. N u Know,

12. U wan try?

13. I tire o!

14. Omo na 9teen!!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 4:50pm On Jun 21, 2006
Nothing Spoil

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